I know the feeling. Check out this partial list of people who have friended me for no reason as far as I can tell:
You wanted a replay that had the bug where people retreat without playing an animation: they just sort of skate along the ground without moving. I guess now that we're posting about it here I can just link you to the replay - the bug happens at about 31 minutes when the Conscript retreats, and you can see it in my shoutcast. Unfortunately it's from the previous version so maybe that's not useful but hey better late than never right?
That's a lot of friend requests XD. I should stop accepting friend requests myself I just keep getting spammed with game invites =P.