Official Imperial Dane Drinking Game

*As the potency of the game is yet to be tested, use hard liquor at your own risk*

Take a drink when:
1. Dane does unit voices
2. Dane doesn't get medics/healing
3. Dane refuses to get panzerschrecks (OKW only)
4. Dane calls his units idiots/fools/incompetents...etc
5. "Oh come on!"

*thanks to Bucher for these:
6. He uses the word "rather".
7. He uses that phrase at a place where it does not make much sense: "Rather rapidly".
8. He uses a German phrase. "Gut. Schnell, schnell! Ja. Nein. Rückzuuuug."
9. "Cheeky."
10. He Brings up Divison names for the factions. "Playing as the Panzer-Division Feldherrnhalle."
11. "Little fun fact there."
12. "To put it mildly"

*thanks to EtherealDragon:
13. Dane builds a StuG
14. Dane builds a Stormtrooper

Finish your drink when:
1. Dane goes on a rant about blobbing
2. Dane makes a speech about why (faction) is overpowered
3. Dane's half-health units somehow win an engagement they shouldn't

*This was made in good fun, not to flame/harass, treat it as such*
*More will be added as people suggest it/I think of it*

I'm drunk after 10 minutes of his most recent cast...

You'd get shitfaced after 1 game probably.

Deleted everything I typed after I realized that he is a site member.

We love you dane!

Imperial Dane is cute too!

Some additions.

Take a drink when:

6. He uses the word "rather".
7. He uses that phrase at a place where it does not make much sense: "Rather rapidly".
8. He uses a German phrase. "Gut. Schnell, schnell! Ja. Nein. Rückzuuuug."
9. "Cheeky."
10. He Brings up Divison names for the factions. "Playing as the Panzer-Division Feldherrnhalle."
11. "Little fun fact there."

--> Die due to alcohol poisoning within 10 minutes into the cast.

Take a drink when

12. Dane builds a StuG
13. Dane builds a Stormtrooper

14. "To put it mildly."

Excellent. Incorporating now.

Not Lobby. Scrap Yard!

PS You forgot the cold shoulder to the Sniper...

So close, yet no cigar!

Target zhe weak point!!

Ach du lieber..

Scheisse!

Could also add anytime he says some variation of

"You don't see that everyday" or "Rather an under utilized ability"

Haven't watched him in a while but how about "Good Lord"


And when he names a unit John, tommy, friedrich, etc

When he refers to a dachshund or makes a remark about his moderator Metzel or was it Marksnus

A drink when he does his customary "UHHHAAHAUAHAHAHAGGGUGHAAHAHA" laugh.

Possibly it's time to address your drinking problem.