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Who has what it takes, Mr. Cheese, or Mr.Simpson City cancer?
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12 Feb 2016, 06:08 AM
#1
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Ladies, on the left we have the wonderful, the dazzling, the spectacular leader of the commandos with extra chromosomes, Mr. cheese. Sporting a creepy mouche and sharp jaw line, this man has a plan to smuggle some commandos into your land, with flamethrowers and rockets to back that shittt up boi. With an insightful and dedicated look, he's sure to pick up your unassuming Vet 5 volks and grens, along with your bitches.

Gentlemen, on the right we have the suave, the charming, the elderly coordinator of his local bingo club chapter, Mr.Simpson City cancer aids kappa. With an elegant uniform and trimmed Ducktail on his face, he's sure to destroy your blobs and miscellaneous units alike with mountains upon hills of EMPLACEMENTS!!! You've been waiting, and RNjesus has answered, with increased access to building and repairing mortars and bofors, the map shall be yours, as long as your opponent doesn't bring a land mattress. OH WAIT THEY CANT LUL. This man will explode his ordnance on your squads and buildings, as well as on your grand mothers face, so keep her in that wheelchair :gimpy:.

The time has come to select who will win "RELIC METAGAME PAGEANT 2016". Remember, the number is 666-6666, no extension. May the most beautiful commander win!

A post script message, we are disheartened to here the passing of last years winner, mr Claus aer soupor, may he rest in peace. :*(

kappa




12 Feb 2016, 06:26 AM
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that number Kappa with no area code Kappa
12 Feb 2016, 06:41 AM
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12 Feb 2016, 07:34 AM
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The mobile assault guy has a meme-ready face. I will now stamp his face on all artwork.
12 Feb 2016, 20:08 PM
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jump backJump back to quoted post12 Feb 2016, 07:34 AMwouren
The mobile assault guy has a meme-ready face. I will now stamp his face on all artwork.


Ready for love making :wub:
12 Feb 2016, 20:12 PM
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This thread is seriously cancerous
12 Feb 2016, 20:15 PM
#7
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This thread is seriously cancerous

Shit edibleshrapnel, if TheSleep3r says it's cancer, it needs radiation therapy.
12 Feb 2016, 23:19 PM
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jump backJump back to quoted post12 Feb 2016, 20:15 PMVuther

Shit edibleshrapnel, if TheSleep3r says it's cancer, it needs radiation therapy.


Shit.

12 Feb 2016, 23:28 PM
#9
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This thread is seriously cancerous


You gon be getting cancer likes it's 1945 #Hiroshimaproblems #Dealwiththefeels
12 Feb 2016, 23:39 PM
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Why does the one on the left look like handsome squidward though?
12 Feb 2016, 23:44 PM
#11
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Posts: 552

I SEE THE RESEMBLANCE :romeoHype:
13 Feb 2016, 00:06 AM
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Posts: 297

Meh, no joly cooperation found, not interesting enough
13 Feb 2016, 01:12 AM
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True!
13 Feb 2016, 23:52 PM
#14
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Posts: 552

Meh, no joly cooperation found, not interesting enough


raw
14 Feb 2016, 08:35 AM
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