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So while streaming today I started thinking, since there has been a lack of clan activity and everyone is to themselves in the 1v1 realm, why not have an all encompassing Church of CoH2.

Also for the love of god for any religious fanatics do not take this thread seriously.

With religions such as:

Religion of Spam:
Captain S.S. Price
Paula . D
Kim Jong Un
Joris
SC2 Asian Tri-Hards

Religion of Blobbing:
Head Priest: Captain S.S. Price
Assistant Priest: Jove
Cruzz(Quote: Jove is a very important fixture in the most holy church of our lord blobberino)
Paula
Kim Jong Un
Jove
Romeo
Tri-Hard SC2 Asians

Religion of ~~Believing~~ Knowing
Head Priest: VonIvan
Cookiez
Cruzz
Giap

Religion of USF
Head Priest: VonIvan
Cookiez
Giap
Comm_Ash
Cruzz
DevM
Aimstrong
Jove

Religion of ~~Abuse~~ Cpt. Molo
Head Priest: Cpt. Molo
Cpt. Molo's Brotherhood of No-techers

Religion of Salty Butt-Pirates:
Kim Jong Un

Religion of Sieging Dane:
Lord N Savior: Imperial Dane
Danestapo
Dane Sympathizers
Dane's most elite Nazi Mods

Religion of Saltyness
Everyone

Religion of VCoH:
Aimstrong
DevM
Spankeh
Noggano
Inverse
Basilone
Xcom
Budwise

Religion of Lost Hope:
Siberian
Luvnest

Religion of Allied Fanbois:
High Priest: PussyKing
Assistant Priest: Cruzz
Stalin's Revenge
~~Katitof~~
Dusty
Red_Bear

Religion of Axis Fanbois:
Head Priest: Imperial Dane
JohnnyB
Alexandzar
Vetlolcake
Sierra

Religion of Blaming Relic:
HelpingHans
Myself
Luvnest
Cruzz
Barton
Romeo
Siberian
Ami
RedxWings
CoH2 Community

EVERYONE

Religion of the RNG God:
HelpingHans
Myself
RedxWings
Luvnest
Siberian
Cruzz
Romeo
Fanbois

Religion of the Banned:
QueenRatchet
Soviet Radicals
Axis Radicals

Religion of Eating Soap:
Head Priest: Barton

Fallen Angels:
Krebs
Noun
Cynthia
CondemnationWings
VCoH Fanbois

Feel free to add suggestions in the comments below or vote on who should go where. This thread is for fun and again not to be taken that seriously.

Posts: 587

You do this without the religion of our most sacred RNG God?
I am disapoint.

Posts: 168

You forgot your god Antilles

Posts: 192 | Subs: 1

I can lead the church of bofors abuse

Posts: 1094 | Subs: 20

Lost hope

Posts: 61

You forgot the religion of COH 2 e-sports.

Posts: 16697 | Subs: 12

I will always pray at the church of Conway.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=conway

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13 Sep 2015, 20:48 PMzarok47

You do this without the religion of our most sacred RNG God?
I am disapoint.

The Relic HQ is the home of the RNG God.

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What about the religion of every other factions units are OP?

Posts: 3052 | Subs: 15

Von

You're wrong

I dont simply believe...

I...

I KNOW USF OP. \

Posts: 113

SO LONG AS IT LIVES ON IN OUR HEARTS
USF WILL LIVE ON IN HISTORY
THE UNDERDOG
THE DARK HORSE
THE MANPOWER BLEEDER

AME(r)N(ica)

Also hugely disappointed not to see the church of Controversial Anti-Meta Strategies™.

Posts: 2280 | Subs: 2

Permanently Banned

Am i NOT YOUR LORD?

OUR LORD!?!?!

Posts: 17914 | Subs: 8

I'm not allied fanboi anymore? Everyone says I am

What do crossed out names mean?

What is the meaning of life?

25 Nov 2015, 11:09 AM$nuffy

Maybe it's 'cause the Axis players aren't a bunch of forum crybabies, and they keep their cool and fight the uphill battle, unlike some of their "allied" counterparts.

Good Stuff here

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Posts: 760

Why am i not on that list, house of stalin himself

Posts: 1006

Religion of Sieging Dane

Posts: 70

lol

Posts: 600

How did you miss out pussyking.

Thats like... heracy in the religion of Allied-fanboys

Playercard of Corsin

	1v1: P	streak: + 2
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13 Sep 2015, 21:40 PMCorsin

How did you miss out pussyking.

Thats like... heracy in the religion of Allied-fanboys

Fixed. *

Posts: 974 | Subs: 2

Where is my name? Biggest OKW lover of all time

Posts: 3548 | Subs: 2

I should be head priest of the church of lost alcoholics

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