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Church of CoH2

13 Sep 2015, 20:41 PM
#1
avatar of VonIvan

Posts: 2487 | Subs: 21

So while streaming today I started thinking, since there has been a lack of clan activity and everyone is to themselves in the 1v1 realm, why not have an all encompassing Church of CoH2. :foreveralone:
Also for the love of god for any religious fanatics do not take this thread seriously. :foreveralone:

With religions such as:

Religion of Spam:
Captain S.S. Price
Paula . D
Kim Jong Un
Joris
SC2 Asian Tri-Hards

Religion of Blobbing:
Head Priest: Captain S.S. Price
Assistant Priest: Jove
Cruzz(Quote: Jove is a very important fixture in the most holy church of our lord blobberino)
Paula
Kim Jong Un
Jove
Romeo
Tri-Hard SC2 Asians

Religion of Believing Knowing
Head Priest: VonIvan
Cookiez
Cruzz
Giap

Religion of USF
Head Priest: VonIvan
Cookiez
Giap
Comm_Ash
Cruzz
DevM
Aimstrong
Jove

Religion of Abuse Cpt. Molo
Head Priest: Cpt. Molo
Cpt. Molo's Brotherhood of No-techers

Religion of Salty Butt-Pirates:
Kim Jong Un

Religion of Sieging Dane:
Lord N Savior: Imperial Dane
Danestapo
Dane Sympathizers
Dane's most elite Nazi Mods

Religion of Saltyness
Everyone

Religion of VCoH:
Aimstrong
DevM
Spankeh
Noggano
Inverse
Basilone
Xcom
Budwise

Religion of Lost Hope:
Siberian
Luvnest

Religion of Allied Fanbois:
High Priest: PussyKing
Assistant Priest: Cruzz
Stalin's Revenge
Katitof
Dusty
Red_Bear


Religion of Axis Fanbois:
Head Priest: Imperial Dane
JohnnyB
Alexandzar
Vetlolcake
Sierra

Religion of Blaming Relic:
HelpingHans
Myself
Luvnest
Cruzz
Barton
Romeo
Siberian
Ami
RedxWings
CoH2 Community

EVERYONE :snfPeter::snfQuinn:

Religion of the RNG God:
HelpingHans
Myself
RedxWings
Luvnest
Siberian
Cruzz
Romeo
Fanbois

Religion of the Banned:
QueenRatchet
Soviet Radicals
Axis Radicals

Religion of Eating Soap:
Head Priest: Barton

Fallen Angels:
Krebs
Noun
Cynthia
CondemnationWings
VCoH Fanbois


Feel free to add suggestions in the comments below or vote on who should go where. This thread is for fun and again not to be taken that seriously. :sibTux:



13 Sep 2015, 20:48 PM
#2
avatar of zarok47

Posts: 587

You do this without the religion of our most sacred RNG God?
I am disapoint.
13 Sep 2015, 20:48 PM
#3
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Posts: 168

:luvDerp: You forgot your god Antilles
13 Sep 2015, 20:50 PM
#4
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Posts: 192 | Subs: 1

I can lead the church of bofors abuse :romeoHype:
13 Sep 2015, 20:50 PM
#5
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Patrion 39

Posts: 1094 | Subs: 20

13 Sep 2015, 20:52 PM
#6
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Posts: 61

You forgot the religion of COH 2 e-sports. :foreveralone:
13 Sep 2015, 20:53 PM
#7
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Patrion 15

Posts: 16697 | Subs: 12

13 Sep 2015, 20:53 PM
#8
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Posts: 64

jump backJump back to quoted post13 Sep 2015, 20:48 PMzarok47
You do this without the religion of our most sacred RNG God?
I am disapoint.

The Relic HQ is the home of the RNG God.
13 Sep 2015, 20:54 PM
#9
avatar of Cyanide

Posts: 1

What about the religion of every other factions units are OP?
13 Sep 2015, 20:56 PM
#10
avatar of CookiezNcreem
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Posts: 3052 | Subs: 15

Von :foreveralone:
You're wrong:foreveralone:

I dont simply believe...

I...


I KNOW USF OP. \ :foreveralone: /
13 Sep 2015, 21:17 PM
#11
avatar of Hawking

Posts: 113

SO LONG AS IT LIVES ON IN OUR HEARTS
USF WILL LIVE ON IN HISTORY
THE UNDERDOG
THE DARK HORSE
THE MANPOWER BLEEDER

AME(r)N(ica)


Also hugely disappointed not to see the church of Controversial Anti-Meta Strategies™.
13 Sep 2015, 21:24 PM
#12
avatar of QueenRatchet123

Posts: 2280 | Subs: 2

Permanently Banned
Am i NOT YOUR LORD?

OUR LORD!?!?!
13 Sep 2015, 21:27 PM
#13
avatar of Katitof

Posts: 17914 | Subs: 8

I'm not allied fanboi anymore? Everyone says I am :foreveralone:

What do crossed out names mean?

What is the meaning of life?
13 Sep 2015, 21:27 PM
#14
avatar of The_rEd_bEar

Posts: 760

Why am i not on that list, house of stalin himself
13 Sep 2015, 21:30 PM
#15
avatar of Stafkeh
Patrion 14

Posts: 1006

Religion of Sieging Dane :thumbsup:

\ :snfBarton:
13 Sep 2015, 21:35 PM
#16
13 Sep 2015, 21:40 PM
#17
avatar of Corsin

Posts: 600

How did you miss out pussyking.

Thats like... heracy in the religion of Allied-fanboys
13 Sep 2015, 21:44 PM
#18
avatar of VonIvan

Posts: 2487 | Subs: 21

jump backJump back to quoted post13 Sep 2015, 21:40 PMCorsin
How did you miss out pussyking.

Thats like... heracy in the religion of Allied-fanboys

Fixed. * :foreveralone:
13 Sep 2015, 21:45 PM
#19
avatar of BlackKorp

Posts: 974 | Subs: 2

Where is my name? Biggest OKW lover of all time :bananadance::foreveralone:
13 Sep 2015, 21:54 PM
#20
avatar of Von Kluge
Patrion 14

Posts: 3548 | Subs: 2

I should be head priest of the church of lost alcoholics :foreveralone:
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