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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Balance...Balance Who?

18 Feb 2015, 22:48 PM
#1
avatar of iceman

Posts: 148

Knock Knock... Who's is there? One Shock troop(s). One Shock troop(s) who? Shock troops that throw one smoke grenade and wipe out MG42 squads suppressing me(shock troops)


Knock Knock... Who's is there? USF Riflemen. One USF Riflemen squad who? One USF Riflemen squad that can also throw one smoke grenade and wipe out MG42 squads suppressing me(One USF Riflemen squad)

etc....

Anyone else got a knock knock balance joke?
19 Feb 2015, 01:25 AM
#2
avatar of Death's Head

Posts: 440

Knock Knock... Who's there? Ostheer. Ostheer who? Ostheer, the crippled German faction in CoH2 that has no viable late game tiers and is forced to spam LMG42s and Tigers or die.
19 Feb 2015, 04:29 AM
#3
avatar of Pinguino132

Posts: 17

Knock Knock .... Who's there? Obersoldaten. Obersoldaten who?? Obersoldaten that wipes everything in his front.

Knock Knock .... Who's there? Volksgrenadier. Volksgrenadier who? Volksgrenadier with panzerschreck spam... Volksgrenadier with panzerschreck spam who? Volksgrenadier with panzerschreck spam vet 5.

Knoc Knock .... Who's there? SU-76. SU-76 who? SU-76 a useless late game TD.
19 Feb 2015, 04:31 AM
#4
avatar of sneakking

Posts: 655

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jump backJump back to quoted post18 Feb 2015, 22:48 PMiceman
Knock Knock... Who's is there? One Shock troop(s). One Shock troop(s) who? Shock troops that throw one smoke grenade and wipe out MG42 squads suppressing me(shock troops)


Knock Knock... Who's is there? USF Riflemen. One USF Riflemen squad who? One USF Riflemen squad that can also throw one smoke grenade and wipe out MG42 squads suppressing me(One USF Riflemen squad)

etc....

Anyone else got a knock knock balance joke?


Knock Knock... Who's there?

General Balance whine thread

good thing this is in scrapyard
19 Feb 2015, 04:43 AM
#5
avatar of Death's Head

Posts: 440



Knock Knock... Who's there?

General Balance whine thread

good thing this is in scrapyard


No points for creativity?
19 Feb 2015, 05:06 AM
#6
avatar of dOPEnEWhAIRCUT

Posts: 239

19 Feb 2015, 05:22 AM
#7
avatar of joebill

Posts: 54

Knock Knock... Who's there? Walking Stuka. Walking stuka who? Walking stuka who not only whipes your weapons teams but destroys the gun so you can't recrew.
19 Feb 2015, 15:18 PM
#8
avatar of sneakking

Posts: 655

Permanently Banned


No points for creativity?


Oh sorry didnt realize this was serious thread

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