Yo momma sets off teller mines
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So, in the interests of espirit d'escalier and because it would make a refreshing change from the typical, mundane and boring insults "ltp, pls uninstall and kill urself u blobbing newb spammer" and to equip you to dance around such people like Cyrano de Bergerac I hereby present a list of possible responses:
Well my momma sets off teller mines because she is a bear.
Your momma on the other hand:
Is so big P-47s target her
Is so fat I told my PAKs to only target tanks and they still shot at her
Is so ugly even a Jagdtiger doesn't want to penetrate her
Is so lazy she doesn't just sit around the house, Russians tried to set up a forward HQ inside of her
Is so dirty there is a skin named after her
Is so bald she is red cover
Has a house so small it only spawns two man Partisan squads
Smells so bad I thought it was an incendiary strike
Feel free to add to these
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Yo momma so ugly she supresses squads just by looking at them
Yo momma so fat AND dumb when they said a sector was cutoff she responded that she was happy to lose some weight
Yo momma so bad at coh2 she lost to just 1 su76
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Yo mama is so ugly even the MG42 can score.
Yo mama is so fat she os called schwerer Gustav by your dad!
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Yo mama so big she blocks concrete shots.
The Stukas siren is the pilots screaming in terror after seeing your mom.
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Yo mama so ghetto she waits to win DLC in streams
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Permanently BannedYo momma so dumb she built a Command Bunker right next to her HQ.
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Yo momma is so ugly that OKW Volksgrenadiers keep trying to salvage her for fuel
Hahahahahahaha this one is the best! Nice one.
Yo momma so fat they called her the Elefant II
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Yo momma: the Woman?
Yo momma: makes f****g parthing easy
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Yo mommas cage is like Russia: Everyone knows where it is, but noone wants to come there.
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