So, I want to watch 'Fury......'

Hello CoH.org community. As this is probably the wisest, most well-balanced and thoughtful community on all of the internet I thought I'd ask an important lifestyle question. Hopefully, together, we can work through this and I can move on with my life.

So, obviously I want to see Fury. Like, very badly.

BUT.

I'm getting to that age where I absolutely fucking hate public spaces like cinemas / movie theatres or whatever you call them where you come from. Bovine adolescents chomping through snacks and tapping away at their phones like lobotomized chimps. Seriously, I could go postal in that environment. I want to watch tanks blow the shit out of each other, not get into a fight with a bunch of eighteen-year-olds. Who would probably stab me and take selfies of them posing with my twitching corpse.

BUT.

I don't want to wait to see this movie on the TV. OK I have a nice big HD TV but it's not the same as having Dolby stereo as 88mm guns go off, is it?

BUT.

I want to drink beer while I watch the movie. I can't drink beer in a British cinema.

So what do I do? Short of ringing up Brad Pitt, explaining that I have a serious man-crush on him and want a private screening somewhere with a bar?

So, CoH2.org, WTF should I do?

Well I could suggest you download it, hope you have decent headphones and play it on your tv/computer screen whilst getting drunk and occasiobnally firing your .357's in the air in pure joy?

Well I could suggest you download it, hope you have decent headphones and play it on your tv/computer screen whilst getting drunk and occasiobnally firing your .357's in the air in pure joy?

dat condoning of illegal activities

Just man up and go to the theater. go during the afternoon so it isn't crowded, that's what I plan to do, in addition to sneaking a flask in

It's only illegal if you get caught

Going in the afternoon is a good shout and I shall seriously consider it.

in the cinema i go to you can just take a backpack with you. so if you want to be inconsiderate you can stuff all your alchohol with it. plus you cant buy beer at the cinema??

in the cinema i go to you can just take a backpack with you. so if you want to be inconsiderate you can stuff all your alchohol with it. plus you cant buy beer at the cinema??

they just opened a bar at the theater near me but a cuba libre is like $6 + tip

I want to watch Furry too!

Just come over to Germany! You can drink beer in our cinemas

I want to watch Furry too!

Ha Ha you win!

Just come over to Germany! You can drink beer in our cinemas

Not surprising considering that beer is an important part of German culture. (I guess you could say it like that?)

Edit: apologies to anyone offended by my comment.

This is why weed > beer. That's definitely molasses in my e-cig and you can't prove otherwise!

Or just drink before the movie. Or sneak it in. Or torrent it. Or wait. I don't see how much simpler it could be

The movie will be out in cinemas of Jamaica first on 15. october. Anybody wanna travel with me?

Not surprising considering that beer is an important part of German culture. (I guess you could say it like that?)

Well,if we are going e-peen , you should watch the British youth at play on Friday and Saturday nights......UK police shifts are often heavier in the night now,than during the day.....says something...

Fury is another hollywood shit movie where there's one man army, if you want to watch good movie then i suggest City 44, it's polish movie about polish underground and it's more WW2 movie than this Fury

Well,if we are going e-peen , you should watch the British youth at play on Friday and Saturday nights......UK police shifts are often heavier in the night now,than during the day.....says something...

I think I made a mistake while typing. I forgot to quote FichtenMoped there.:/ I should really stop drinking cheap coffee while typing stuff. I didn't intend to offend anybody with that disturbing comment. My apologies.

Edit: added the quote to FichtenMoped's comment in my original comment along with an apology.

I would like to go see this movie in the cinemas, but I know no one who has an interest in WW2 content. I will watch online by myself

Fury is another hollywood shit movie where there's one man army, if you want to watch good movie then i suggest City 44, it's polish movie about polish underground but it's more WW2 movie than this Fury

MURICA back to back World War Champions. Brad Pitt, Shermans, 50cal and MURICA. Whats not to love?

Fury is another hollywood shit movie where there's one man army, if you want to watch good movie then i suggest City 44, it's polish movie about polish underground and it's more WW2 movie than this Fury

You haven't even watched the movie yet.

It isn't just murica yeyeye it deals with heavier stuff.



Honestly I don't think you should make judgements on how it's going to be just by the trailer.

Get it? Got it? Good.

You haven't even watched the movie yet.

It isn't just murica yeyeye it deals with heavier stuff.



Honestly I don't think you should make judgements on how it's going to be just by the trailer.

you think it's a good WW2 movie where guy is afraid to kill german soldier? that's total bullshit