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16 Apr 2013, 19:09 PM
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Hai, I'm Esky...I'm 22, 6'2, and well built. Because I care... I enjoy long walks on the beach very much, especially with a lovely companion. My other hobbies include watching the sunset from a picturesque grassy knoll, indulging in fine wine with a scrumptious foie gras dinner, and candlelight conversations on French film. I am also a self-proclaimed pr0 on a 6 year old obscure video game called COH. DTF? Yea, I thought so.

..wait...this isn't a dating website...or is it?
16 Apr 2013, 19:46 PM
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hahaha!!!!
One of the funnies intros yet :)
Welcome to the site.. I hope you'll find here what you looking for :D
16 Apr 2013, 19:55 PM
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16 Apr 2013, 21:17 PM
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rofl best intro to date XD.
16 Apr 2013, 22:09 PM
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17 Apr 2013, 01:36 AM
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Thanks for the warm welcome fellas.
17 Apr 2013, 08:06 AM
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Hey!
17 Apr 2013, 08:14 AM
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jump backJump back to quoted post16 Apr 2013, 19:09 PMEsky

..wait...this isn't a dating website...or is it?

Even if it isn't, I'd do you after that intro ;3
17 Apr 2013, 19:47 PM
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17 Apr 2013, 21:25 PM
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jump backJump back to quoted post17 Apr 2013, 08:14 AMNaeras

Even if it isn't, I'd do you after that intro ;3

Provided Esky is of the correct gender for such activities.

I've have heard about this CoH-game... heard it contains lots of great Scheldt-players...
18 Apr 2013, 01:59 AM
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jump backJump back to quoted post17 Apr 2013, 21:25 PMTZer0

Provided Esky is of the correct gender for such activities.

I've have heard about this CoH-game... heard it contains lots of great Scheldt-players...


Yes, I enjoy Scheldt as much as any other non-savage. The long walks across the shorelines, traveling across the wonderful bridges to visit the other side of town, the trips by vessel down the river and around the beautiful shores, the wonderful windmills, and there's nothing like enjoying the rain around the Scheldt Estuary, but not the scary "real rain" Hans always speaks of, oh, and the glorious battle to free the port of Antwerp from those dreadful germans with their filthy pig latin language, and bad coffee. Yes, Scheldt is quite marvelous...
21 Apr 2013, 18:29 PM
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jump backJump back to quoted post18 Apr 2013, 01:59 AMEsky


Yes, I enjoy Scheldt as much as any other non-savage. The long walks across the shorelines, traveling across the wonderful bridges to visit the other side of town, the trips by vessel down the river and around the beautiful shores, the wonderful windmills, and there's nothing like enjoying the rain around the Scheldt Estuary, but not the scary "real rain" Hans always speaks of, oh, and the glorious battle to free the port of Antwerp from those dreadful germans with their filthy pig latin language, and bad coffee. Yes, Scheldt is quite marvelous...

:rofl:
21 Apr 2013, 18:49 PM
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22 Apr 2013, 08:04 AM
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22 Apr 2013, 12:19 PM
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jump backJump back to quoted post18 Apr 2013, 01:59 AMEsky


Yes, I enjoy Scheldt as much as any other non-savage. The long walks across the shorelines, traveling across the wonderful bridges to visit the other side of town, the trips by vessel down the river and around the beautiful shores, the wonderful windmills, and there's nothing like enjoying the rain around the Scheldt Estuary, but not the scary "real rain" Hans always speaks of, oh, and the glorious battle to free the port of Antwerp from those dreadful germans with their filthy pig latin language, and bad coffee. Yes, Scheldt is quite marvelous...

You mean "rushing over the bridges to visit your friends' house and start a party before anyone else can react"?

Also, you missed. He is actually talking about the food - the translation is off.
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