The Angry Bears - Recruitment

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Choose the salmon, and you will join the pack
Choose the G43, and you join your Kameraden... in death
You don't understand my words, but you must choose
{*bears roaring*}
So... come boy, choose life or death

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is anyone else's favourite animal seriously a bear? i mean no joke they're like the badasses of the woods.

cool clan, i endorse

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i like sheep and dawgs

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17 Apr 2014, 18:29 PMAmiPolizeiFunk

oh those child hood memories.

Failure is always an option.

It's a happy massacre?! (yes, yes it is!)

Caffeine illegal for WiFi's to ingest in 48 states, 2 colonies, and 1 providences.

To make most awesome thing in universe combine Bears and Nicholas Cage!

and remember kids, we didn't start the flame-war!

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22 Apr 2014, 06:56 AMWiFiDi

oh those child hood memories.

Damn, I don't remember Rabbit being so tired looking...

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Tigger: "Whassa 'pooh'?"
Pooh: You're sitting on one.

T.T.F.N.!

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Still recruiting?
I can't bear being alone

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Being alone sucks. It's much funner hunting in a pack. Throw me a PM. I believe fellow bear Aerohank is really close to your time zone.

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Warning: You may be eaten by a Bear.

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22 Apr 2014, 15:30 PMVonIvan

Warning: You may be eaten by a Bear.

Its so beautiful I can't bear it

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Bear walks down streets in Canadian town with jar stuck on its head

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Pioneers repairing.

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To my fellow bear enthusiasts,

Our pack has surpassed 10 members and continues to grow spanning both the NA and EU time zones. I am proud to be the president of such a diverse, snow flake, group of bears. We are still recruiting. We have an immediate opening for a dedicated broadcaster/propaganda minister.

On behalf of all TAB members I would like to thank Relic for moving as quickly as possible to address the balancing issues with the game. The feedback from the pack has been unanimously positive.

~President bear

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To my fellow bear enthusiasts,

With the power bestowed to me by the Internets I hereby announce the following promotions to bear council:

Aerohank is now Division Commander of the EU Bear Calvary. KomDiv Aerohank is responsible for leading the great EU hunt. To support him, kreatiir is now Dude of the bears and is responsible for keeping the angry bears full of white Russians (the drink). Any bear enthusiasts who want to join the hunt from the EU should contact these two bears.

Bear territory is growing. The hunt continues.

~President bear

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I don't have 100hours yet but I would like to join and learn how to play the Russians better.

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What's your Australian div. like? I'd be interested as a born again Soviet fanboy...

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Hey guiz, is this you guiz??

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Time for a bump. We are looking for a more good bears. Contact myself or m00 for USTZ; kreatiir for EUTZ.

rawr!

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