What's worse for Axis than the Port of Hamburg grind? The Port of Hamburg grind with advanced emplacements. Especially if your enemies aren't "utter retards" and you're unlucky enough to get OKW and OH grouped together.
Luckily, Axis was treated to some classic CoH2 sportsmanship to make the grind easier. (One of these guys even kept the laughs going by inviting our team to Steam groups with salty titles for about an hour after the match. Loved it.)
Top 10 Axis Team Treated to Classic CoH2 Sportsmanship
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Marowi
8th March 2016, 05:36 AM
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- [00:02:37] Morice:
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- [00:02:52] Joe15555 #Amalgamation:
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- [00:03:13] Marowi:
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- [00:15:11] Morice:
- [00:15:11] Joe15555 #Amalgamation:
- [00:15:14] Morice:
- [00:15:20] Morice:
- [00:15:23] Morice:
- [00:15:27] Marowi:
- [00:15:28] Morice:
- [00:15:29] Marowi:
- [00:15:45] [CoA]Reich and Famous:
- [00:15:52] Joe15555 #Amalgamation:
- [00:15:53] [CoA]Reich and Famous:
- [00:16:01] Morice:
- [00:16:05] Morice:
- [00:16:06] Joe15555 #Amalgamation:
- [00:16:13] marinesnr:
- [00:16:21] [CoA]Reich and Famous:
- [00:16:25] [CoA]Reich and Famous:
- [00:16:28] Joe15555 #Amalgamation:
- [00:16:30] von Greim Fandango:
- [00:16:31] Morice:
- [00:16:32] Joe15555 #Amalgamation:
- [00:17:59] Morice:
- [00:18:02] Morice:
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- [00:18:19] Joe15555 #Amalgamation:
- [00:27:02] Morice:
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- [00:32:39] Morice:
- [00:32:41] Morice:
- [00:32:45] von Greim Fandango:
- [00:32:47] Morice:
- [00:32:50] von Greim Fandango:
- [00:32:58] Morice:
- [00:32:59] Bhruic:
- [00:32:59] von Greim Fandango:
8 Mar 2016, 05:36 AM
#1

Posts: 23
8 Mar 2016, 06:28 AM
#2

Posts: 1122
Epic chat battles.
As it stands now, only thing which reliably counters emplacement besides stupid all-ins is jt, lol.
And i hate this map. Indirect fire chokepoint hell, where flanks impossible and strategy reduced to turtling with ridiculous stuff like hardcore 10 su76s spam.
As it stands now, only thing which reliably counters emplacement besides stupid all-ins is jt, lol.
And i hate this map. Indirect fire chokepoint hell, where flanks impossible and strategy reduced to turtling with ridiculous stuff like hardcore 10 su76s spam.
8 Mar 2016, 14:28 PM
#3

Posts: 15
For the record, we currently have the same record w/ allies as with axis. So it's not like we have hitler's dick in our mouths. We have hitler's AND churchill's.
8 Mar 2016, 16:15 PM
#4

Posts: 589
For the record, we currently have the same record w/ allies as with axis. So it's not like we have hitler's dick in our mouths. We have hitler's AND churchill's.
With a name such as this, I have to ask, do you have stairs in your house?
8 Mar 2016, 17:32 PM
#5

Posts: 6
Wait, they actually made a comet into a command vehicle? Who throws away 185 fuel like that?
Oh right, the losing team.
Poor guys, apparently they don't know that firefly rockets are a thing either.
Oh right, the losing team.
Poor guys, apparently they don't know that firefly rockets are a thing either.
8 Mar 2016, 19:25 PM
#6

Posts: 15
With a name such as this, I have to ask, do you have stairs in your house?
Something about the horrible secret of space? I forget; it's been a while.
9 Mar 2016, 00:05 AM
#7

Posts: 23
With a name such as this, I have to ask, do you have stairs in your house?
Either way, just don't take him up on his offer to use the shower.
Wait, they actually made a comet into a command vehicle? Who throws away 185 fuel like that?
Oh right, the losing team.
Poor guys, apparently they don't know that firefly rockets are a thing either.
Not that it would have helped them. These are the guys that threw away a Sherman, two Cromwells, and a Pershing in about 45 seconds (some of those to Osttruppen with bazookas--yes, not a typo, bazookas).
9 Mar 2016, 02:01 AM
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Posts: 62
What were we abusing at the beginning? Was it my barbed wire? Never heard of abusing barbed wire lmao
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