Most cancerous game I've ever played. Extreme bunker down. Extreme cancer. Never ever played a game filled with such bad luck and trying to break a 3 player defense over one point basically. 200 HP KT? The Pershing skill shot explodes right below it. Most nerve wracking game I have ever played. Hands down.
Ranks:
Axis: 2x Top 20 + 1x rank 700
Allies: 2x Top 100 + 1x 900
Map: Hill 400
100% pure cancer I've ever played in 1000+ hours.
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23rd June 2022, 22:23 PM
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23 Jun 2022, 22:23 PM
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24 Jun 2022, 00:30 AM
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Most cancerous game I've ever played. Extreme bunker down. Extreme cancer. Never ever played a game filled with such bad luck and trying to break a 3 player defense over one point basically. 200 HP KT? The Pershing skill shot explodes right below it. Most nerve wracking game I have ever played. Hands down.
Ranks:
Axis: 2x Top 20 + 1x rank 700
Allies: 2x Top 100 + 1x 900
Map: Hill 400
You left out the part of goliath vs Ranger squad. If I were axis and rewatched this I would have been pissed at the OKW player, he spammed Goliaths thinking he was gonna get more wipes. Only got a few late game when it was to late. If he would have gotten some more sector Assault they might have been able to turn it around.
GG
24 Jun 2022, 00:47 AM
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You left out the part of goliath vs Ranger squad. If I were axis and rewatched this I would have been pissed at the OKW player, he spammed Goliaths thinking he was gonna get more wipes. Only got a few late game when it was to late. If he would have gotten some more sector Assault they might have been able to turn it around.
GG
That last one. Saw it. Just said fu*k it. We're probably winning this, and if not, just let it end, please. Strange that the echelon minesweeper didn't detect it sooner.
Amazing cancer. Base howi. Goliaths. Bunkers all around. Skill shot that explodes right below a low HP KT even though I aimed further. Commands not registering due to occasional latency spikes. Goliaths everywhere hiding in the craters. OST + OKW double team defense. Random explosions wiping. Was thinking of building a mortar, but there were so many bunkers and MGs that I'd need 10 mortars just to cover enough area with smoke. And then I'd probably get rifle naded to hell and back. Horrible, extremely horrible pathfinding. Even worse the fu*king elevations, just making me miss all ground shots (I mostly use ground target on all non-TD tanks) by a fuc*ing mile. One shot I think even went up into the heavens.
Hate such games. Play all over the map. Not just bunker down and hope to hold 2 points till Kingdom come. God forbid I try to push bot. Immediately OST pushing me back from the front, and OKW rushing to kick me from the side. I mean... I know I got raped by a dry cactus in the summer heat, when Soviet ally had a much better K/D ratio. Lost 10 years of my life playing this game
24 Jun 2022, 01:09 AM
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24 Jun 2022, 06:27 AM
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Hate such games. You need to have class and style. Play all over the map. Not just bunker down and hope to hold 2 points till Kingdom come. God forbid I try to push bot. Immediately OST pushing me back from the front, and OKW rushing to kick me from the side. I mean... I know I got raped by a dry cactus in the summer heat, when Soviet ally had a much better K/D ratio. Lost 10 years of my life playing this game
Why don't you play 1v1 then? It's got all you need and is the best mode
24 Jun 2022, 15:51 PM
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Why don't you play 1v1 then? It's got all you need and is the best mode
I don't remember asking a wehraboo who houses Skippy in his head, rent free, for advice.
24 Jun 2022, 18:19 PM
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Do you only play USF and post wins?
24 Jun 2022, 21:36 PM
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Posts: 1515
Do you only play USF and post wins?
I only post good games that last longer than 25 minutes. I seldom have losses that are longer than 10 minutes.
I have 3-4 games here which were ~50 minutes, where I lost, but were terrific and enjoyable games. Seldom are such games as mostly it's due to the matchmaker. I'll get paired with a ranks 1000 against ranks 200 (cause 10 + 2x1000 == 3x200). I don't post such games as they last <25 minutes and at minute 15 we get base pushed.
If a game lasts for 30 minutes and I win, but it was due to the faulty MM, where I got paired with top50 players against one top 10 player and rest ranks 5000+, I won't post it of course.
And yes, in competitive I only play USF. Don't have time to play anything else.
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