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Thread: Blitz is changing21 Apr 2014, 16:52 PM
I just want to read the patch notes to restore what little faith I have left in this game. Grenspam into call ins is such a joke atm its making me sick. Please for the love of RNJEEZUS just bring back german combined arms. In: COH2 Gameplay |
Thread: Shreked PGrens... Balanced or no?19 Apr 2014, 03:39 AM
Honestly I think they are fine. They are extremely costly, and if you are too aggressive with them there is a chance of handing it over to the soviets. I would love to see the drop rate toned down, and the range toned down to compensate. At the moment I don't feel confident in kiting a PG squad with a T34, even at max range the shrecks are extremely accurate. I think the T34 should outrange a shreck squad slightly, so that good tank micro is rewarded, but the shrecks can be used as a defensive unit to thwart pushes or punish an unaware soviet player. In: COH2 Balance |
Thread: Matchmaking veto bug18 Apr 2014, 04:22 AM
i never get a map that i veto. never ever. Same this has never been an issue for me. Its a pretty simple process, just make sure you have the maps that you want vetoed before you press the search button. In: COH2 Bugs |
Thread: Next patch predictions18 Apr 2014, 04:21 AM
Read the bold part... In: COH2 Gameplay |
Thread: Howitzer Balance18 Apr 2014, 03:55 AM
I have had several games in which both me and my opponent get our arty pieces out at roughly the same time. Every single game we end up artying each others howies, and every time the German howie has won. Feels kind of cheap. In: COH2 Balance |
Thread: Next patch predictions18 Apr 2014, 03:54 AM
PaK 40 awesome? I agree that pak43 is awesome, but 40? WTF? every game I watch (replay) or from my ally's perspective in a team game or something, it always ENDS on russian hands, always. If your paks are getting decrewed and stolen every game then I would tend to think that your using them wrong. In: COH2 Gameplay |
Thread: The Angry Bears - Recruitment17 Apr 2014, 19:30 PM
The post was meant to be a joke about why I don't approve of this clan. The bear in my story was obviously just acting on instinct and I don't hold that against him at all. I have nothing but respect for bears, it was pretty shocking to walk up to my campsite and find him in it. I was only about 15 feet away before I saw him, he was pretty impressive. I didn't scare him off earlier because I wasn't sure how he would react. This was during one of the dryest summer colorado had ever seen (2012 saw many wildfires and because it was so dry there was heightened bear activity) and I didn't know how desperate he was. I watched his body language for a while and his reactions to my actions before I deemed it safe to run at him to scare him off.
I know, it was totally my bad and I deserved what I got. I had only been at my stopping point for the night for about 20 minutes and was planning to eat soon so I only strung it up about ~15 feet. I stepped about 35 yards away to take in the view for a few minutes and when I walked back to my site there he was. ![]() Oh, and Aerohank, sounds like you had quite a bit you needed to get off your chest. I was obviously joking about the bear being a coward, but I'm glad my story could facilitate your catharsis. Humans.... In: Lobby |
Thread: The Angry Bears - Recruitment17 Apr 2014, 07:21 AM
I do not approve of this clan. While on a backpacking trip in Colorado my camp was ransacked by a black bear. After watching it eat about 5,000 calories worth of food and destroy $300 of camping equipment, I ran it off with nothing but a giant stick and some rocks, I ran directly at it, howling and erect, with a giant rage boner. I then had to make a makeshift shelter about a half mile from my camp site and weather a rainy night and a 2 day hike with no food and a punctured water reservoir. That night will forever be burned into my brain. I curse every bear and all those who support them. May they all enter hibernation and never wake up. Bears are a destructive and malicious creature, and cowardly at that. Never forgive, never forget. (Btw that's a true story) In: Lobby |
Thread: Nerf german mass panther rush15 Apr 2014, 23:52 PM
Name one competitive game that balances based on the opinions and input of inexperienced players please. Game balance and game design are two different things. In: COH2 Balance |
Thread: Nerf german mass panther rush15 Apr 2014, 23:15 PM
Except that the game can still be balanced for 1v1 and bigger game modes. Relic just needs to adjust the resource income based on the game mode (2v2, 3v3, 4v4, etc...) TBH I don't know why this hasn't been done yet. Does anyone have any feedback on why it wouldn't be feasible to simply make the resource income lower for larger team games? In: COH2 Balance |
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