Why am I so fly?
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is cuz I'm like a fly high in da sky.
why?
(twice daily (twice daily))
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smokin tokin dat potent herb marijujna on my tin foil pipe i made last nite
shit
hot rhmes in dis bitch
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she's like give me a back rub and lets make love
syke I'm playing coh 2 probably finnta own you
if doing drugs makes you cool then goddamnit I rule
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but i aint a nigga
im a cracker
and im whacker
becuz i aint a cracker
im half cracka
south east asian descent represnet
where did half my sammwihch went
ya ya
shout out to marky marky and vanilla ice
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its a crime
and if I had a dime
every time
your mom told me i was the best
i would have a lot of cash
in my wallet
becuz im a real nigga
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give me your girlfriend so we can be friends again
I'd like to tell you all about me but where to begin?
All of my clothing is made out of penguin
Don't be sanguine cheer up my man
If I was chinese I'd be the Tai Pan
Just call me fly Dan as I rap with yogeurts
Send him a couple chicks tell 'em make sure he squirts
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You snivel and blaat like a sheep or a rat
My dimes is dope and this shit you can't smoke
Cause teh Ami's coming at you and there's no time to toke
I be bustin and ballin and playin and sayin
DanielD and Yogeurts need a bed to lay in
Put your clothes in the laundry babe it's time to soak
All that nasty out your style cause your game is choke
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Packing zimmerframes in the back of his trunk
So goddamn old he's never heard of crunk
Dude's shit's goin south just like his junk
Hey yogeurts i can't hear you your 3 posts back
Not that any of them aren't white noise crap
And Daniel D - I saw you on the TV
Chris Hanson had your motherfuckin name on a marquee
PEACE
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Holy shit that loops perfectly
Exactly what I was thinking.
Also, shit's gettin' real over here.
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I know who Twister is - Sarantini I never heard of you
I watch yo twitch.tv from the start to the fullest
All it was was you gettin motherfreakin pwned by Nullist
Yo Twister yo itty bitty windstorm bitch
I also took a little peep at yo punk ass Twitch
Yeah yo CoH skills ok, but I can't find dat kush
Over hours after hours of you playing Candy Crush
BLERB
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Pass me the beer, cus I don't need no appletini
I know them orange dudes, lynskey with the sounds
and the terminator, it's what me haunts
them niggas with weird names
Three names in one, its ami where it all begun
No funk, site 'd be in flames
Yoghurt is what im eating
This punk can take some beating
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Who got the whole thing going
Dude is a king
Without even knowing
Yeah I likes to start it up
And talks like teh Barton
Cause it's his MVGame
I be takin a fart on
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you bitches be failing, I'm the voice of your doom
spitting lyrics as fast as my mirco skills
leaving you in a daze while always topping your kills
Lynskey my man, you can make tunes, I'll give you that
but honestly son you coh skills are flat
Here comes the editor in chief, look it's mister Twister!
I bet he won't be happy after he finds out I've been banging his sister
Let's not forget our dear Ami, the famous voice of the community
I bet he would get in bed with Quinn if given the opportunity
Now on to Sarantini, you say your new on the block?
Better stay out of my way then son, you know I'm as hard as a rock.
DanieldD's enters the fray, talking about getting chicks with ease
that's hilarious, you getting girls? Seriously bitch please.
Yogeurts started this whole battle, but can he deliver?
I highly doubt that as I send him off floating him down Semoskiy river.
Now I want you to remember this kids and listen real good,
when you step onto my stream your in my hood,
Coh2 is my game and streaming is my thing
at the top of the leader-boards, where I still reign as king.
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