only once i heard a panzer gren squad yell at a su85
"WE ARE PANZER GRENADIERS NOT PANZERS, ASSHOLE!"
that one made me laugh
what is your favorite coh2 unit chatter?
1 Sep 2013, 03:41 AM
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1 Sep 2013, 04:18 AM
#2
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I heard a German squad once say My Rifle, my ammunition, three grenades and my dick! by far the best one yet for me I laughed my ass off
1 Sep 2013, 05:31 AM
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I heard a German squad once say My Rifle, my ammunition, three grenades and my dick! by far the best one yet for me I laughed my ass off
hahahaha what the heck
1 Sep 2013, 09:28 AM
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"Lets rain shells on those Kackbratzen!" by a Mortar
clear sign of deeeep research into german swear words
(Probably only funny for a german who understands it)
clear sign of deeeep research into german swear words
(Probably only funny for a german who understands it)
1 Sep 2013, 09:44 AM
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Sometimes when you give them a move order, the Pak crew will say "we ate the horse!" or something like that.
The panzergrenadiers have such a great, gravely, bad-ass voice that I love everything they say.
There hasn't been a jaw-dropping moment for me yet, and there were several in the first game, but I expect that to change as I start paying more attention. I don't know how many times a squad of Grenadiers in COH1 said "Panzershrecks upgraded! Time to unpimp their ride!" before I actually noticed
The panzergrenadiers have such a great, gravely, bad-ass voice that I love everything they say.
There hasn't been a jaw-dropping moment for me yet, and there were several in the first game, but I expect that to change as I start paying more attention. I don't know how many times a squad of Grenadiers in COH1 said "Panzershrecks upgraded! Time to unpimp their ride!" before I actually noticed
1 Sep 2013, 10:27 AM
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Posts: 120
Roses are red
Violets are blue,
I am at the Ostfront,
and so are fucking you
lmao
Violets are blue,
I am at the Ostfront,
and so are fucking you
lmao
1 Sep 2013, 19:09 PM
#7
Posts: 21
Sometimes when you give them a move order, the Pak crew will say "we ate the horse!" or something like that.
The panzergrenadiers have such a great, gravely, bad-ass voice that I love everything they say.
There hasn't been a jaw-dropping moment for me yet, and there were several in the first game, but I expect that to change as I start paying more attention. I don't know how many times a squad of Grenadiers in COH1 said "Panzershrecks upgraded! Time to unpimp their ride!" before I actually noticed
I definitely agree, the p grens sound like complete hardasses and when a man goes down they yell HE'S DEAD as if they don't even care cos they're just that tough.
Also holy crap at the Paul Giamatti connection
1 Sep 2013, 21:50 PM
#8
Posts: 176
I've heard the Pioneer discuss a flamethrower, michael, an ass and a molotov. Still haven't heard it a second time but it had me laughing when I started guessing what they said.
1 Sep 2013, 23:12 PM
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Roses are red
Violets are blue,
I am at the Ostfront,
and so are fucking you
lmao
That's my line that I suggested for the game
2 Sep 2013, 00:22 AM
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Posts: 525
I HATE MACHINE GUNSSSSSSS!!!!!
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2 Sep 2013, 01:39 AM
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1 Posts: 112
If You Surrender Now I Will Give You A Cookie 
2 Sep 2013, 06:56 AM
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4 Posts: 505
*'Lebensraum.. Who's gunna be left to live here?'
2 Sep 2013, 07:07 AM
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Posts: 881
PG: "Put this bundled Granaten up their soviet Arschloch!" or something like that.
The most annoying has to be when attacking with your T-70..
"Get out of here, this is no place for a T-70!"
.. or the female snipers cry when they see a grenade coming their way
The most annoying has to be when attacking with your T-70..
"Get out of here, this is no place for a T-70!"
.. or the female snipers cry when they see a grenade coming their way
2 Sep 2013, 07:12 AM
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"From each according to his ability, and to each according to his need- and Yuri, you don't need my lunch more than I do!"
Those conscripts aren't as uneducated as they look, apparently.
Those conscripts aren't as uneducated as they look, apparently.
2 Sep 2013, 07:30 AM
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Posts: 391
My fave is still, "I a missing a biscuit. Stealing is not the Soviet way, comrades!"
2 Sep 2013, 12:39 PM
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Posts: 101
First time I played COH2 (it was on Pripyat) I zoomed into Soviet Engineers on my base and heard "My commander can kiss my ass"
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