[FOR RELIC] Epic Intel Bulletins

Welcome to my thread!



We all know relic. How they work. How they look. How they smell. I have an idea for relic. I want to add a set of new Intel bulletins that will be of epic quality. These bulletins will be (hopefully) only for relic themselves. There are 3 bulletins for each faction; therefore, no bulletin will be left behind. I hope you enjoy looking through these bulletin ideas!


Wehrmacht/OKW Bulletins

German Steel, German Engineering
+100% Armor protection on all vehicles
+100% Armor penetration on all vehicles
-99% Build time on all vehicles

We Have Training & Discipline, USE IT!
+50% Accuracy of all infantry units
-50% Received accuracy for all infantry units
+50% Faster veterancy

Economic Harmony
+50% Fuel income
+50% Munitions income

Soviet Bulletins

For Mother Russia!
-50% Received accuracy for conscripts
+15% Movement speed of all vehicles
-99% Conscript build time

-99% Soviet Fuel Cost
+250% Fuel income
-25% Cost of all vehicles
-99% Vehicle build time

Like Monkeys Throwing Feces!
-99% Conscript cost
-99% Cost of conscript abilities
-99% Cool down of conscript abilities
+200% Manpower income

USF Bulletins

Air Supremacy
-99% Cost of all air-associated abilities
-99% Cool down of all air-associated abilities
-50% Received accuracy for paratroopers

I Want Fire Superiority!
-99% Cost of weapon upgrades
-99% Build Time of the Major, Lieutenant, and Captain
-99% Cost of the Major, Lieutenant, and Captain

Rolling Over Krauts
+15% Movement speed & acceleration of all vehicles
-50% Received accuracy for all vehicles
-50% Weapon reload speed for all vehicles

UKF Bulletins

BIG PAPA PUMP!
+500% Armor protection for all Churchill variants
-99% Build/Dispatch time for all Churchill variants
+15% Acceleration speed

Sherman Dragonfly
+200% Armor penetration of sherman firefly
-50% Received accuracy for sherman firefly
+15% Movement/Acceleration speed of sherman firefly

The Queen's Royal Bobby
+50% Accuracy of all infantry
-50% Received accuracy for all infantry
-99% Cost of all weapon upgrades

when you're done reading, please tell me your favorite bulletin in the reply section.

Thank you for your time, and I hope you have a good day!
~Karbinder

No offense, but your list makes me very thankful that there are no epic bulitins that effect units.

P.S in some way I wish there were some but that would gain a unfair advantage. With your suggetions I might as well quit if I went up against someone with one of those.

I only voted yes and no only because I enjoyed your absolute game breaking bulitins.

I'm just wondering why this had to be done. I understand it's meant to be a joke, or satirical, or whatever.

I'm just wondering why this had to be done. I understand it's meant to be a joke, or satirical, or whatever.

Well, you see my friend, it all started while I was playing a game of the good ol' spearhead mod. I thought about how all the units have much larger ranges, damage, and armor. When i finished the game, I decided to go on my daily 5 mile jog in Minnesota, and it just came to me.

I see people don't appreciate the time and effort (and sweat) I put into this thread.

For someone who runs 5 miles daily to bust a sweat making a coh2.org thread. You must be hitting some big mental hurdles.

For someone who runs 5 miles daily to bust a sweat making a coh2.org thread. You must be hitting some big mental hurdles.

It was a painful process.

Can the they stack?

inb4 this thread goes over someone's head

How about legendary bulletins?

Nazi moon fleet arrives to save the day? Permanent air superiority for allies? Free crappy t34s for soviets and Stalin on bike with ability to shoot cons in the head to make remaining ones fight better than obers?

lol?
No offense man, but is this a joke?

i did not read it all but i did skim it enough to get a laugh out of it.

lol?
No offense man, but is this a joke?

His question is about enjoying his post or not.

Should be in lobby.

Can we have a moderator lock this thread? It serves no purpose.

Why would you bother typing up that long post?

I enjoyed looking through these bulletins thank you

Man, had a good laugh. Thanks!

But imo, there just shouldnt be bulletins...

The moment that you field a king tiger the world ends

Whilst the idea might not be the best I did think that this game could be spiced up if certain commanders gave a slight passive buff depending on the type and free up some of the call in units for everyone playing that faction.

For example all mechanized docs get a 5% boost on the movement speed of all vehicles (Or what ever figure or stat boost) Infantry commanders get a slight boost of stats on all infantry.

If they did this and allowed some of the call in units to become available in normal build then you could increase actual strategic options of the game.

ENDE mit SCHRECKEN

-Volx can wield 5 panzershreks
-Panzerschrek reload time -99%