VonIvan, I used to be known as lordjohn but that name sounds pretty lame after 2-3 years of use. I could've gone with CaptainJohn which sounds better but doesn't really inspire terror or fear when playing automatch, plus we already have a CaptainSSPrice.
So I had to figure this one out. It's simple, my name in Russian is Ivan, that works, but there's 100s of Ivans playing this game. What can we add to make this sound catchy. Then after watching Valkyrie I realized why not add Von from Von Stauffenberg to create VonIvan. Sadly there are other Vons in this community who bring shame to said name. I am considering changing it to something else.
'xcuse me?