Wishing Good Luck to the Alpha Testers!

You are about to embark upon the Great Crusade, toward which we have
striven these many months. The eyes of the world are upon you. The
hopes and prayers of balance-loving gamers everywhere march with you.
In company with our brave Allies and brothers-in-arms in other games,
you will bring about the testing of the British war
machine, the elimination of bugs and glitches tyranny over the oppressed peoples of
CoH2, and security for ourselves in a free world.

Your task will not be an easy one. Your enemy is well balanced , well
equipped and battle hardened. He will glitch savagely.

But this is the year 2015! Much has happened since the Volks blob triumphs of
2014. The Allies have inflicted upon the Germans great defeats,
in open battle, man-to-man. Our skill plane offensive has seriously reduced their
strength in the air and their capacity to wage war on the ground. Our Home
Fronts have given us an overwhelming superiority in trolling and winning
of war, and placed at our disposal great reserves of trained veteran rifleman.
The tide has turned! The free gamers of the world are marching together to
Victory!

I have full confidence in your courage and devotion to duty and skill in
battle. We will accept nothing less than full balanced product!

Good luck! And let us beseech the blessing of Almighty God upon this great
and noble undertaking.

yeah, they're going to need luck for relic to do anything good with the feedback...

Not even the Alpha start, I can sure telling you Tommies blob > Volksblob. Kappa

Not even the Alpha start, I can sure telling you Tommies blob > Volksblob LMG Oberblob. Kappa

Fixed that for you, and i dont know anything at all either Keepo

Fixed that for you, and i dont know anything at all either Keepo

You played this patch? Obers are overpriced trash, totally not worth getting now.

You played this patch? Obers are overpriced trash, totally not worth getting now.

If you were looking for a balance thread, then you were looking in the wrong spot.

I really wish I got in. I have >900 hours and always went out of my way to provide good feedback during previous alphas/betas, but alas, some noob with 15 hours in the game who never posts probably took my spot.

I'm not bitter. Praise RNGesus!

Tannu Tuva is OP as fuck, I don't know why Relic decided to add them as the new Allied Faction.

what time it starts?

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what time it starts?

It starts at [redacted] hundred hours on the [redacted] of [redacted].

For those about to alpha, we salute you.

[redacted] is [redacted] as [redacted], I don't know why [redacted] decided to add them as the new [redacted] Faction.

Tsk, tsk, tsk, stick to the NDA.

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Pretty much this.

About 14 hours to go.

-We chose to be in alpha, not because it is easy, but because it is hard. JFK
-I have a dream, that one day Relic listens to the alpha testers. MLK
-I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 balance issues. Thomas Edison
-Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The alpha testers. Steve jobs
-You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. Albert Einstein[Exact quote]
-The successful warrior is the average man, with high APM. Bruce Lee


But seriously, I don't know what the fuss is about. Do you expect the alpha testers to arrive with guns blazing and eradicate the balance issues vermin?

About 14 hours to go.

3pm pacific time?

What's your source?

3pm pacific time?

What's your source?

I don't have any.
But it started about 11pm PDT every time which is in 10 hours

-We chose to be in alpha, not because it is easy, but because it is hard. JFK
-I have a dream, that one day Relic listens to the alpha testers. MLK
-I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 balance issues. Thomas Edison
-Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The alpha testers. Steve jobs
-You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. Albert Einstein[Exact quote]
-The successful warrior is the average man, with high APM. Bruce Lee


But seriously, I don't know what the fuss is about. Do you expect the alpha testers to arrive with guns blazing and eradicate the balance issues vermin?

No, I was just looking to wish everyone good luck today in the alpha. I thought a modified version of Eisenhower's Great Crusade speach would go well with it.