Predictions: How will Relic manage to upset the Brits?

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So, it's established beyond reasonable doubt that les anglais sont arrives

With the precedent of the Russians already set, now would be a good time to predict the ways Relic will manage to upset the British concerned with the way they are portrayed:

# 1 British Forces shoot surrendering foes "because it's historically accurate"

# 2 Use Commonwealth, British and English interchangeably as they all mean the same thing

# 3 British Forces must stop for a 5 minute tea break every 15 minutes of game play

# 4 British Food is an off-map strike

# 5 Get Americans to do all the voice acting

# 6 The Amritsar Massacre is the model for the single player content

# 7 You can call in 500 Lancasters to completely destroy a city, but only if there are no troops nearby

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This is supposed to be tongue in cheek, which is why it's in the Scrap Yard.

If you want to bitch, please do it in another thread

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Tongue and Cheek ohhh ok, so they could make this expansion and have us liberate a one of the holiday camps the Jerries ran. I like this tongue and cheek thing. This is most certainly a well placed scrapyard thread.

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I'm pretty certain that would upset everybody, so I don't think it counts.

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If they make the Brits like they made them in coh1 then everyone including the Brits will be upset.

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7 Apr 2015, 20:19 PMvan Voort

# 6 The Amritsar Massacre is the model for the single player content

Wouldn't even be mad, man.

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7 Apr 2015, 20:46 PMntd

If they make the Brits like they made them in coh1 then everyone including the Brits will be upset.

Not forgetting the Canadian priests and kangaroos

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#8 The only elite Infantry is the guys from Dads Army

#9 They release a timeline saying the war started in 1941

#10 Everyone sounds like Dick van Dyke in Mary Poppins

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7 Apr 2015, 21:56 PMMajorBloodnok

Not forgetting the Canadian priests and kangaroos

That's already no2 on the list...

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#11 Commandos will continue to wear red berets

#12 Airborne officers will continue to wear green berets

#13 Scots troops will continue to be misty-eyed at the raising of the Union Jack

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If everything is canadian it's not british but relic army Kappa

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As a Brit I would not oppose these things.

#3 British Forces must stop for a 5 minute tea break every 15 minutes of game play

#10 Everyone sounds like Dick van Dyke in Mary Poppins

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8 Apr 2015, 08:37 AMKobunite

As a Brit I would not oppose these things.

#3 British Forces must stop for a 5 minute tea break every 15 minutes of game play

#10 Everyone sounds like Dick van Dyke in Mary Poppins

Sounds right to me too. I just hope they will use low-res textures on the infantry models so we aren't all subjected to