So, it's established beyond reasonable doubt that les anglais sont arrives
With the precedent of the Russians already set, now would be a good time to predict the ways Relic will manage to upset the British concerned with the way they are portrayed:
# 1 British Forces shoot surrendering foes "because it's historically accurate"
# 2 Use Commonwealth, British and English interchangeably as they all mean the same thing
# 3 British Forces must stop for a 5 minute tea break every 15 minutes of game play
# 4 British Food is an off-map strike
# 5 Get Americans to do all the voice acting
# 6 The Amritsar Massacre is the model for the single player content
# 7 You can call in 500 Lancasters to completely destroy a city, but only if there are no troops nearby
Predictions: How will Relic manage to upset the Brits?
7 Apr 2015, 20:19 PM
#1
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7 Apr 2015, 20:21 PM
#2
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This is supposed to be tongue in cheek, which is why it's in the Scrap Yard.
If you want to bitch, please do it in another thread
If you want to bitch, please do it in another thread
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7 Apr 2015, 20:30 PM
#3
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Tongue and Cheek ohhh ok, so they could make this expansion and have us liberate a one of the holiday camps the Jerries ran. I like this tongue and cheek thing. This is most certainly a well placed scrapyard thread.
7 Apr 2015, 20:33 PM
#4
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I'm pretty certain that would upset everybody, so I don't think it counts.
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7 Apr 2015, 20:46 PM
#5
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If they make the Brits like they made them in coh1 then everyone including the Brits will be upset.
7 Apr 2015, 21:48 PM
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# 6 The Amritsar Massacre is the model for the single player content
Wouldn't even be mad, man.
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7 Apr 2015, 21:56 PM
#7
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If they make the Brits like they made them in coh1 then everyone including the Brits will be upset.
Not forgetting the Canadian priests and kangaroos
7 Apr 2015, 22:03 PM
#8
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#8 The only elite Infantry is the guys from Dads Army
#9 They release a timeline saying the war started in 1941
#10 Everyone sounds like Dick van Dyke in Mary Poppins
#9 They release a timeline saying the war started in 1941
#10 Everyone sounds like Dick van Dyke in Mary Poppins
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7 Apr 2015, 22:03 PM
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Not forgetting the Canadian priests and kangaroos
That's already no2 on the list...
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8 Apr 2015, 07:45 AM
#10
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#11 Commandos will continue to wear red berets
#12 Airborne officers will continue to wear green berets
#13 Scots troops will continue to be misty-eyed at the raising of the Union Jack
#12 Airborne officers will continue to wear green berets
#13 Scots troops will continue to be misty-eyed at the raising of the Union Jack
8 Apr 2015, 08:17 AM
#11
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If everything is canadian it's not british but relic army Kappa
8 Apr 2015, 08:37 AM
#12
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As a Brit I would not oppose these things.
#3 British Forces must stop for a 5 minute tea break every 15 minutes of game play
#10 Everyone sounds like Dick van Dyke in Mary Poppins
#3 British Forces must stop for a 5 minute tea break every 15 minutes of game play
#10 Everyone sounds like Dick van Dyke in Mary Poppins
8 Apr 2015, 10:54 AM
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As a Brit I would not oppose these things.
#3 British Forces must stop for a 5 minute tea break every 15 minutes of game play
#10 Everyone sounds like Dick van Dyke in Mary Poppins
Sounds right to me too. I just hope they will use low-res textures on the infantry models so we aren't all subjected to
8 Apr 2015, 13:01 PM
#14
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Sounds right to me too. I just hope they will use low-res textures on the infantry models so we aren't all subjected to
XD
Well, I'm sure we can allow some creative license so Relic can make models that don't make the user feel sick.
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