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2944 - CoH2 in the distant future

22 Aug 2014, 00:01 AM
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>Year is 2944
>world has been taken over by relic
>Quinn Duffy is ruler of the universe
>RNG decides everything
>Balance police come to arrest any allies fanboys or anyone playing as allies
>sitting in my HQ alone
>try to cons spam
>balance police sensors active
>they discover my plan
>I hear their Tiger spam and vet 3 lmg grens coming outside my HQ
>"COME OUT NOW, WE KNOW YOU HAVE T34/85s ON THE WAY
>I shiver in my base, not knowing what to do
>saving fuel for T3485s, cant buy T2 for zis
>then suddenly, RNGesus appears before me
>it's the face of Quinn Duffy
>"it is your time, child"
>bartonpl descends from the heavens with 2 ISUs and 3 snipers
>all the tigers and grens are dead
>vetlolcake, davidKH, PanzerGrenadier1942 and Imperial Dane have left the game
>I turn to him with my T3485s
>"BibleThump Kreygasm" I say, as I repent in gratefulness
>he responds solemnly,
>"MVGame"
22 Aug 2014, 00:07 AM
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I approve :thumbsup:
22 Aug 2014, 17:18 PM
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>Year is 2944

>I hear their Tiger spam and vet 3 lmg grens coming outside my HQ
>"COME OUT NOW, WE KNOW YOU HAVE T34/85s ON THE WAY"


my sides

too bad coh2's playerbase is too small otherwise we'd have such threads on /v/ & /vg/
22 Aug 2014, 17:30 PM
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Lel
22 Aug 2014, 20:52 PM
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Lol, wtf i´ve just read.

Edit: i guess this is what people do when waiting to play axis :P
22 Aug 2014, 20:55 PM
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amazing, 10/10 would spam conscripts again
22 Aug 2014, 21:01 PM
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>year is 2944
>be USF player
>1337 losing streak
>allies aren't allowed to win
>Lord Duffy secretly releases commander with Pershing
>it'stime.win
>Commander has 76mm Shermans and fuel increases
>Do well in early game with rifle spam
>unleash horde of shermans
>alldead
>use AWM to unleash new horde of shermans
>alldead
>tiger has lost 10% of it's health
>unleash pershing
>victory draws near as BAR hordes descend upon the last OKW truck
>allies aren't allowed to win
>allies aren't allowed to win
>10 stukas spawn and kill all my shit
>typical CoH 2 game
>1338
22 Aug 2014, 21:06 PM
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:megusta:
22 Aug 2014, 21:11 PM
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>year is 2944
>be USF player
>1337 losing streak
>allies aren't allowed to win
>Lord Duffy secretly releases commander with Pershing
>it'stime.win
>Commander has 76mm Shermans and fuel increases
>Do well in early game with rifle spam
>unleash horde of shermans
>alldead
>use AWM to unleash new horde of shermans
>alldead
>tiger has lost 10% of it's health
>unleash pershing
>victory draws near as BAR hordes descend upon the last OKW truck
>allies aren't allowed to win
>allies aren't allowed to win
>10 stukas spawn and kill all my shit
>typical CoH 2 game
>1338



lol "alldead" :D
22 Aug 2014, 21:45 PM
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gg!
15 Sep 2014, 22:35 PM
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bumping thread due to recent relativity

MVGame
15 Sep 2014, 22:42 PM
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Lawl this is so fucking hillarious :D
15 Sep 2014, 23:31 PM
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Registered just to :thumbsup: you guys. well funny.

Its exactly how i think about it all :-)

Im not the best player ever, but enjoy coh2 very much.
I play allies most of the time just for the challenge, but i must agree that i find it very hard to win with US against a good player. you pay dearly for every small mistake.

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