Things I learnt about WW2 from COH2
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151. As soon as one of numerous German field officers was KIA a whole Infantry Division retreated to their base in Germany in fear.
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154. Elite Inf with the best training and much combat experience can learn more on a new battlefield than basic trained conscripts.
155. Even 1944 on the brink of defeat the german soldiers had the funniest quotes.
156. Germans only send staff officers to the front line.
157. Guards who lost their heavy weapons never got replacements.
158. Panther at the eastern front had the same accuracy and nearly the same reload speed than an IS-2.
159. Mines only explode under the engine of a Tank
160. Snipers can only shoot every 3 seconds even if they have a semi-auto Rifle and the enemy is 5 meters away.
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162. Sniper can hit conscripts laying behind stone wall, but cannot hit officer sitting in, standing perfectly still, open M3 car.
163. conscripts need to eat ammo in order to be able to cry "URA!"
164. when engaging light vechicles, instead of trying to hit driver or gunner, soldiers always shot engine first.
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167 Im Western nichts neues......until the Sturmpionieren had a crack at the USF, when the RNG God intervened
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170 Only the US had a Rear Echelon
171 US Rear Echelon troops could launch rifle grenades, but only if they were inside a hole in the ground at the time. It is postulated that rifle grenades grow like truffles and that you have to dig a hole in exactly the right spot to find them. US selected their Rear Echelons from men with an especially strong sense of small specifically for this purpose
172 Rangers had the ability to assemble men out of bullets
173 Certain US commanders had the ability to run tanks that didn't need fuel
174 The best way to win the war was to not use any of your supplies but instead leave them unused in dumps to amass a high score
175 The crossing of the Rhine was just a cut scene
176 Kursk and Bagration didn't happen, the Eastern front stopped in March 1943
177 US airpower was only available to 1/6 of US commanders, but that commander did 5/6 of the fighting
178 Only the Germans had any secret, experimental or short production run weapons, and with the exception of the Ostwind these were only to be found on the Western Front.
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180. LMG MG34 was so light that infantry could fire it at move
181. Demolition charges couldn't be seen even if you stand on it
182.Allied engineering was so great that their repair super glue fixed all destroyed tanks parts in seconds
183. 20mm guns were aiming on ground instead of infantry
184. Infantry reserves from west were russian Ostruppen
185. Veteran Tiger II moved faster than T34/85
186. Mericans never had heavy tanks
187. Only JagdTiger could get crew shocked
188. Snipers could spring and not being detected by enemy
189. Russian buildings were so great that one grenade could destroy it completely
190. Sandbags were easy to destroy even by decent gun caliber
191. Luchs and 222 used other gun and had other target priorities
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194. Unlike popular belief, motorcycles saw very little service in WW2.
195. Shooting 10-20 rifle rounds in to a wooden wall will leave a 2x2m hole.
edit: I cant count, fixed that.
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197 The best way to knock down a bridge with airpower is to strafe it with 37mm cannon
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Thank you Switzerland.
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198 Switzerland and the Swiss Air Forces provided the medical support to all factions.
Thank you Switzerland.
You're welcome! That's so hilarious.
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198 Switzerland and the Swiss Air Forces provided the medical support to all factions.
Thank you Switzerland.
Good eye, though I'd suspect Relic may have done it to avoid trademarks. The Red Cross apparently isn't big on video games using it.
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199: Opposing tanks in tank combat were never more than 60 meters apart.
200: You can survive being shot in the chest 3 times with a high-power rifle and still run back to HQ.
201: A man with a Swiss airfoce uniform can stand next to you doing nothing and you'll feel better
202: MG-42s had a floating bipod in front of the barrel.
203: The M1 carbine shots are worse than bee stings for killing
204: Only rear echelons know how to fire the Garand rifle grenade despite being issued with M1 carbines.
205: You can dig through solid concrete with a shovel
206: Nobody ever thought of shooting the cupola MG gunner
207: A panther tank can bounce 152 mm bunker-busting shells with its side armour
208: You can survive a grenade exploding right below you, provided you weren't shot
209: There were tons of T-34s model 1943 in the summer of 1941
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211: The ratio of world war 2 was an average of 80 % axis and 20% allies.
212: No matter how powered the german army was, their commanders would still complain how they are not good enough.
213: The kv1 and t34 were able to miss from point blank point.
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215. Munitions and fuel don't come from factories or oil refinery's, you actually harvest them from the ground.
216. The United States Army perfected the elliptical base design.
217. Volks grenadiers, although lacking in some aspects of their training, were world reknowned for being able to throw multiple grenades from one hand.
218. Some soviets were able to annex large buildings, rendering them useless to enemy units by filling them with manpower and fuel.
219. Said buildings made the soviets fight harder and better, by means of some occult magic, just so long as the soviets stayed within 5 metres of the building.
220. Some skilled tank crews were able to deflect tank killing shots into their barrel, rendering the gun useless, but allowing the tanks to repair and refit.
221. Repairing a tank takes anywhere from 30 seconds to 1 minute, depending how many engineers you have on hand.
222. Flares were widely used in day time, as means to see what the enemy was doing. Some German units could use these flares anywhere they wanted.
223. You can make the enemy crawl around on the floor, or even run away, by dropping paper on their head.
224. Some german commanders were able to magically turn fuel into munitions.
225. Battles were not won by skilled commanders, force multipliers or tactical nous, but by a mysterious force known only as the RNG.
226. Often battles would be paused from 3 to 5 seconds so that everyone could get their breath back, but only on the condition that for the next 3-5 seconds afterwards, everyone had to work twice as hard.
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228. It only took about a few minutes for a single pioneer squad with nothing but backpacks and wits to restore a heavy tank from damage so bad the main gun had bent and the engine was near complete failure --> to mint condition.
229. That if the Germans dropped one big enough bomb real hard on enemy territory, that territory was agreed by both sides to be considered nobodys until one of the sides hiked over there to check what happened. Then it was theirs.
230. That German officers had such authority that if they told the artillery to shoot double range than actually possible, they just did it.
107 American Armour doctrine was for trained tank crews to dismount, grab Thompsons and attack as infantry. Meanwhile the tank would be crewed by a mixed detachment of clerks and commanded by a supply sergeant
111 American Supply officers were not allowed to open the weapon racks unless the commander wanted them to open a CERTAIN rack. Sometimes the men would never get the BAR or Bazooka they wanted or needed,because the commander forgot to give the order to open the racks.
112 Soldiers were not allowed to use grenades of ANY kind until the commander universally escalated the battle efforts to allow their use.
113 Every american captain always brought two bazooka teams,and their trusty Thompsons into the thick of the battle ignoring the Battalion CO's orders to NOT participate in frontline combat,due to their importance.
They would kill a tank or two,and then the battalion commander would radio in and request that they get there ass back to the rear to supervise the production of vehicles,much to their dismay. They would supervise for a while,and then sneak back into the action.
114 Some american officers were track stars in college,and would always sprint like crazy all over the battlefield,their men struggling to keep up with them.
143. When screaming over the radio for heavy tank support OKW commanders would often get the standard reply of "haf you zet up de flak truck yet?"
I laughed so I started crying a little
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