Favourite CoH Rage moments

What are your favourite or personal typical rage moments in coh?


i Start:

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  Repair with your vehicle crew as US and retreat them accidentally
  
  muddling up the stuart abilities
  
  escape-Clicking a tank just to see it suddenly stop
  
  last minute bounces of 1% tanks
  
  

Planes wiping my armies.

Planes wiping enemy armies.

B4 precision strike jt one shots, while announcing it 5sec prior.

Getting b4d with precision strike.

lose a small engagement when I quickly try to retreat a dying squad, but they die before I click, so the full health squad is instantly selected and takes the retreat command instead.

Anything involving skill howies

CalliOP (before commander patch)

Tiger spammers ON YOUR TEAM

Being told that USF was balanced, while it was 2020

SNIPERS

Oh yeah, the big one that made me quit for 5 years: The Combined Arms bug

lose a small engagement when I quickly try to retreat a dying squad, but they die before I click, so the full health squad is instantly selected and takes the retreat command instead.

haha that's a classic

when you , after 5minutes waiting for the flank, finally decide to reposition your MG and in the moment you click it to set off, the opponent infantry appears

when you , after 5minutes waiting for the flank, finally decide to reposition your MG and in the moment you click it to set off, the opponent infantry appears

Before some patches:
-ZIS 3 stuck and unmobile/also immortal
-Your enginners block in Wire
Other:
-Pathfinding issues where tank sometimes want rotate back to enemy
-Your random teammate stay in base afk for some minutes

When a random teammate builds 3 caches in first 5 min, then frantically pings a fuel point, then loses his only 2 inf squads he has, then leaves

This one was quite recent:

I play as USF, opponent is OST at Bocage. I screwed up and allowed the guy to build a medic bunker near mid VP and he camped there hard with 2 HMGs and 2 mortars, which I though was not a big deal, thinking to myself: "That will be easy. This guy is just another camping noob".
The thing is that he seemed like having a maphack and mortared me seemingly everywhere and always outflanked me. Suffice to say, all my efforts to kill the bunker were futile. After accusing the guy of maphack and trying to do anything I could to win for 20 minutes - I quit. After watching replay I found out that he had a bunker with reinforce and medic upgrade that had like 75 or so sight range. Before patch, where this oversight was fixed, I had never seen that strat again.

These two were quite a long time ago, but still very funny moments:

Playing 4v4 with my friend as USF at Red Ball. After mass retreat, trying to reinforce all my guys. Comes burning plane and wipes three squads with ambulance and leaving 1 dude alive as USF.

2v2 as USF had a retreat point near the shed south of muni point at Crossing in the Woods. We were winning roughly 400 vs 200 VP, I own my guy hard. After my mass retreat (typical USF lmao) comes panther, the guy sees all that and calls frag bombs. In panic I tried retreating all infantry to my base, but I can't because Major is still the retreat point... Lose all my army but a Sherman. After seeing all that, I opened a menu and click "Exit to Windows"...

Units losing all the buttons (Retreat, reinforce ect.) and have to die.

lose a small engagement when I quickly try to retreat a dying squad, but they die before I click, so the full health squad is instantly selected and takes the retreat command instead.

7 yo game and people still dont know what to do with settings ... Am not even surprised that 2/3 of community dont restart after every game and cries when they get bugsplat ...

I don't know if it is a some sort of clicking bug, but things like retreat hotkey press not registering and losing the squad in the process. Or the unit vaulting instead of getting behind the cover (even though you drag click to formation). Or stucking between covers.

Also the good old thing with charging rocket arty at the frontline. I swear this happens to everybody lmao

- All of the moments.
- Playing the game.
- When enemy mortars erase your whole army from outside FOW as you are moving but your mortar cant hurt a static MG after 3 barrages. And then ends the game with 0 kills as enemy has 18+. Basically the game itself is an RNG shitfest that no sane human would ever play.

panthers chasing and missing

panthers chasing and missing

ouch that one hurts

also: countering mg s with green cover, then one of the squadmembers suddenly decides to run in front of the cover --> all suppressed

Wiping a Sturmpioneer rush.

Losing my tanks because they felt like being ballerinas instead of reversing.

Bouncing 4 lethal shells in a row and killing the attacker for it.

Wiping a P.Gren Schreck Blob with a Calliope.

Losing all infanty and team weapons to a single rocket arty attack.

Killing a super forward Schewer truck.

Shermans spinning in circles on vehicle fires.

Playing allies during Leig Fest

Playing anyone who used CAS back when it was an op doctrine of nothing but skill planes with giant area coverage

Panthers always escaping with 1 percent health because kill shot bounces

Ost sniper especially when it had body armor running right next to a full flanking squad and still lives

Losing light vehicles chasing down ost sniper with a sliver of health and it still lives

ost turbo mortar spam vs UKF one hits squad leave 1 model left you hit retreat and homing mortar hit the retreating model

I had a 76mm sherman bounce twice then miss twice then die to a 1 hp panther.