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Axis Are my Favorite

by The Red Death 22nd August 2015, 13:30 PM
  • Soviets flag StormShadow
  • Soviets flag Cobra Commander
  • Soviets flag El Conquistador de Amor
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  • Ostheer flag NokAmnesia
  • Ostheer flag Jvlivs ?
  • Ostheer flag Holdy
  • [00:00:16] NokAmnesia: LOL
  • [00:00:21] Cobra Commander: What? lol
  • [00:00:27] NokAmnesia: Buddy glitched, got OKW Commanders as Wehr
  • [00:00:33] Cobra Commander: LOL
  • [00:00:36] El Conquistador de Amor: heh I've seen that happen before
  • [00:00:39] Jvlivs ?: kill me
  • [00:02:12] Jvlivs ?: Well i've no commander xd
  • [00:02:24] El Conquistador de Amor: well at least stock German units are good
  • [00:03:24] Cobra Commander: This game is 2 years old and it's still bugged up the ass lol
  • [00:03:32] NokAmnesia: Ay
  • [00:03:39] Jvlivs ?: it's not even balanced in my opinion
  • [00:03:41] El Conquistador de Amor: the sound bug is my personal fav
  • [00:03:47] Cobra Commander: Agreed lol
  • [00:03:47] NokAmnesia: Lol
  • [00:04:00] El Conquistador de Amor: dammit I lost a squad because I was typing
  • [00:04:02] El Conquistador de Amor: poop
  • [00:24:43] Cobra Commander: I love how the heavy mortar will land right on someone and they walk it off lol
  • [00:25:01] El Conquistador de Amor: Thanks, Relic
  • [00:25:15] Holdy: yea thats sometimes really stupid
  • [00:25:31] Cobra Commander: His body should've exploded lol
  • [00:25:39] NokAmnesia: Ye
  • [00:25:47] Holdy: and what did they say why they nerfed: because it kills too many... wtf.... wehrmacht has soo much stuff to squad whipe
  • [00:26:31] Cobra Commander: Did they nerf the T34/85 because they're terrible now
  • [00:26:45] Holdy: well i think relic is going after 1vs1 stats
  • [00:26:50] Cobra Commander: Relic sucks lol
  • [00:26:54] Holdy: and there allies are a little bit better than axis
  • [00:27:06] Cobra Commander: They cater to themselves and not everyone
  • [00:27:23] Holdy: even tho in 4v4 axis is as double as good as axis
  • [00:27:38] Cobra Commander: Well yeah allies just riflemen spam and it's over
  • [00:28:21] Cobra Commander: That was BS
  • [00:28:32] Cobra Commander: The pathfinding in this game is asanine lol
  • [00:32:13] StormShadow: how does 6 85mm shots bounce off a tiger
  • [00:37:36] Cobra Commander: IM DONE
  • [00:37:59] StormShadow: that tiger
  • [00:38:04] Cobra Commander: These tanks have like titanium armor
  • [00:38:09] StormShadow: the wrath of god was on his side
  • [00:38:20] El Conquistador de Amor: well you're not wrong
  • [00:39:42] Cobra Commander: Oh my god the RNG is too strong with this game
  • [00:40:01] Holdy: well as said the game is made for 1v1.. not 3v3
  • [00:40:14] Cobra Commander: Well nobody wants to play 1v1 so Relic is retarded lol
  • [00:40:27] Holdy: true dat... but 1v1 is the competition mode
  • [00:40:32] Cobra Commander: They buffed the stug too much
  • [00:40:47] Cobra Commander: The Stug is like a fukin Jagdtiger now
  • [00:45:10] Cobra Commander: Toooo much armor
  • [00:46:28] StormShadow: this is a crazy match all ig otta say
  • [00:46:36] El Conquistador de Amor: no kidding
  • [00:49:22] Cobra Commander: I'll never understand the Brummbar
  • [00:50:40] Cobra Commander: This game is just too inconsistent
  • [00:50:51] StormShadow: i feel so handicapped against axis armor
  • [00:52:26] Cobra Commander: Stop with the Stugs lol
  • [00:52:39] StormShadow: why does the crew get shocked
  • [00:52:57] Cobra Commander: I can't wait for the Brits so Axis players don't have a prayer
  • [00:53:15] Jvlivs ?: the axis will play the british probably
  • [00:53:23] Jvlivs ?: sadly
  • [00:53:26] Cobra Commander: Good because Axis deserve to get beaten horribly
  • [00:54:10] Cobra Commander: The moartar spam was prpobably the most annoying aspect of this game
  • [00:56:17] Cobra Commander: You and your goddamn brummbar
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21 Aug 2015, 22:30 PM
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This replay right here is a perfect example of the bullshit RNG that goes on as well as proving how cheap Axis armor is in comparison to Allied armor.
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Willy Pete: And only on annihilation, and I have to let the AI live long enough...
Today, 02:04 AM
Willy Pete: Pershing is absurd, but ive still only gotten to use it against AI
Today, 02:03 AM
Lady Xenarra: WTB Pershing for Axis, that is all :lolol:
Yesterday, 13:32 PM
donofsandiego: :clap:
Yesterday, 02:34 AM
donofsandiego: Return of the chatGPT writing prompt. Lets see how shinasukac responds to these questions utilizing the Socratic Method. Maybe he will give us an interesting look into his opinions
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Willy Pete: I havent even seen a pershing yet. Coh3 games still move too fast for it lol
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shinasukac: kingtiger=kingjoker
Last Wednesday, 16:27 PM
Lady Xenarra: Has anyone actually used the KT much? My experience is that the match is usually over long before I get the CPs for it
Last Wednesday, 14:35 PM
Rosbone: Can someone message me the day you can look at Coh3 and not face palm yourself in disbelief that actual humans worked on it? Much appreciated.
Last Wednesday, 06:40 AM
Rosbone: The only way to feel good about Coh3 is to never look at Coh3. Once you see it, you cant unsee it.
Last Wednesday, 06:37 AM
Rosbone: Observer mode sucks, player stats pages are scatter brained mess, etc etc etc
Last Wednesday, 06:35 AM
Rosbone: It is really hard to tell people to buy the DLC with feeling like they are throwing their money down the toilet for a nearly dead game. But Big Tonks!!! Oh well, not my problem.
Last Tuesday, 18:12 PM
Rosbone: No 4v4 maps, busted menus 2 years after release, still have not fixed janky sounds people have complained about for over 2 years, etc etc.
Last Tuesday, 18:10 PM
Rosbone: And the skirmish menus are still at a BETA level. Just the largest game play mode completely ignored... again.
Last Tuesday, 18:09 PM
Willy Pete: Oh wtf. Yeah the crossing remake was in the 2v2 demo. No more 3s and 4s is a bummer tho
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aerafield: What? No, he means that all the new maps are for 1v1. Though Im pretty sure they will be playable in 2v2 as well
Last Tuesday, 15:50 PM
Willy Pete: Are the maps really locked behind dlc? Surely they must be in the regular update
Last Tuesday, 15:22 PM
Rosbone: I would like to join in celebration with the 9% of Coh3 MP players who are getting ALL of the new maps. Woohoo! #3Tards
21 Feb 2025, 19:22 PM
OKSpitfire: I hope that at least one of heavies is a like-for-like reskin of the coh 2 ISU-152. I miss that thing.
21 Feb 2025, 10:23 AM
Rosbone: Buy our cool new large tanks that will never get played on the 4 new 1v1 maps added. Perfect synergy! :facepalm:
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