They don't have fancy shock engineer cqb units
It's called asymmetrical balance.
they don't have a super OP MG thats available right off the bat
It's called asymmetrical balance. And there's nothing "super OP" about an early HMG for factions that need it, like Ostheer and UKF.
useless ambulance
How on earth is the unit that safeguards you from needless low-HP MP bleed - allowing you to stay in engagements - and saves you MN for healing compared with some other factions, useless? Are you trolling or do you even know what ambulance does?
I hate L2P comments but there's nothing else one can respond with to this silliness.