Profile of Swift

Einhoven just needs a change to the southern house to face it right and a removal of that godless castle.

I almost exclusively upload losses, those games are much more interesting

I think you touch on issues well but I'm not sure I agree with how you go about it, so I'll list my concerns under your general headings:

Infantry Section: Indeed the med pack is clumsy, but on the upside it both promotes the employment of UKF as a defensive faction that must stay together to be powerful, and also gives a cheeky heal out of combat. The artillery is just stupid, I definitely agree, you have to be in spitting distance just to fire it. The increased squad sizes is not a noob trap, it's incredibly useful as it means the difference between being able to capture setup team weapons, survive sniper fire, do more damage etc.

Universal Carrier: Not fantastic early on damage wise, but good at harrassing, pressuring, transporting and thus in this sense it's a nice way of applying pressure that otherwise does not exist early on. The flamethrower upgrade is just a no brainer. However it's not a super tank-car thing, no, it has it's weaknesses early on, but it's all about maximising and capitalising on it's window.

Lack of Options: Options? You mean rush Bofors or wait a few minutes to bunker up first?

Indirect Fire: It is an odd thing, but considering how strong the emplacement is do they need something mobile?

I like where the engineers fit, interesting to not have vanilla mechanics not repeated.

The year is 2025.

Company of Heroes 6 is on year 2 of its 5 year plan.

The old guard are old. Von has arthritis, Hans found his Japanese wife and quit gaming altogether, sib died from being an alcoholic. Momo died fighting in Syria for ISIS 2: Allahu Boogaloo.

A new breed of CoH players now dominate the ladders. The 2018 experiment in Korea created the "molokins" , genetically augmented super coh players that were part man, part machine. The machine part was a databank filled with the analyzed replays and shout casts from an old site known as coh2.org, now considered a relic if you will. The human part was the most unethical of all, concentrated cpt molo DNA strands, resulting in players that had zero regard for "honour" and "non cheesy."


The year is now 2029. Cpt molos offspring have destroyed the community. All the twitch streamers are part of the Korean molokin program and regurgitate the same boring game play. Who would have thought that 5 Toyota hilux builds in the ISIS vs IRA match up would be so boringly effective? A splinter community is formed around the old coh2.org site, with some streamer named dusty re broadcasting archival coh 2 streams, dank casts, and copypastad memes about vonivan. The community is a mere 50 members.

The year is 2031. God_lee, returned from his near two decades of coma, revives Quinn Duffy from the dead, and pulls breaking Brad off his north America djing tour, to create the ultimate coh 6 patch.

Changelog for Sept 12th, 2031 patch notes.

ISIS irregulars accuracy changed from 0.01 to 0.02

Toyota Hilux limited to two on field at all times.


...........


It couldn't be.

Worldwide, the molokins had aneurysms from reading the patch notes. Their databanks and genetics could not cope with the hard cap on the t1 light vehicle.



The year is 2088.

Coh 13 is on year 3 of its 5 year plan. The ESL Lan tournament is in the finals stage. The tournament actually happened. The ghosts of the coh2.org old guard smile, and right before fading away, vonivan let's out a final, happy Kappa.

The end.

That's actually the state of Dawn of War II now, just the community of 50 is nicer...

Harrowing to think COH 2 will be the same.

what is the date of the OCF tournament ?

Starts on Saturday 19th September for the opening qualifiers.