Some days ago I killed an Ober Squad with a Thompson Vehicle crew from a M36 Jackson.
That's the tale I'm gonna tell my grandchildren.
"Well son, back in my day, we had a game called Company of Heroes 2. It was golden, something that everyone wanted a copy of. The game had a supervillain-like unit called Obersoldaten. They strike fear in the hearts of others. They had this magical thing they called the LMG34. It could kill you from miles away and before you know it, your soldiers are dead. It was terrifying.
I did something amazing to stop them. I gave my M36 Tank Destroyer crew with Tommy Guns. I drove up to the Obers and told the crew to get out. The crew shot the Obers for days and finally succeeded in bringing them down. I was proud of those boys."
*Grandchildren (bored and already playing CoH 23)* : I wanna grow up to be a vehicle crew.