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what is your favorite coh2 unit chatter?

1 Sep 2013, 03:41 AM
#1
avatar of Baroof

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only once i heard a panzer gren squad yell at a su85

"WE ARE PANZER GRENADIERS NOT PANZERS, ASSHOLE!"

that one made me laugh
1 Sep 2013, 04:18 AM
#2
avatar of NorthWestFresh

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I heard a German squad once say My Rifle, my ammunition, three grenades and my dick! by far the best one yet for me I laughed my ass off
1 Sep 2013, 05:31 AM
#3
avatar of Baroof

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I heard a German squad once say My Rifle, my ammunition, three grenades and my dick! by far the best one yet for me I laughed my ass off


hahahaha what the heck
1 Sep 2013, 09:28 AM
#4
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"Lets rain shells on those Kackbratzen!" by a Mortar

clear sign of deeeep research into german swear words ;) (Probably only funny for a german who understands it)
1 Sep 2013, 09:44 AM
#5
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Sometimes when you give them a move order, the Pak crew will say "we ate the horse!" or something like that.

The panzergrenadiers have such a great, gravely, bad-ass voice that I love everything they say.

There hasn't been a jaw-dropping moment for me yet, and there were several in the first game, but I expect that to change as I start paying more attention. I don't know how many times a squad of Grenadiers in COH1 said "Panzershrecks upgraded! Time to unpimp their ride!" before I actually noticed :D

1 Sep 2013, 10:27 AM
#6
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Roses are red
Violets are blue,
I am at the Ostfront,
and so are fucking you

lmao
1 Sep 2013, 19:09 PM
#7
avatar of Baroof

Posts: 21

Sometimes when you give them a move order, the Pak crew will say "we ate the horse!" or something like that.

The panzergrenadiers have such a great, gravely, bad-ass voice that I love everything they say.

There hasn't been a jaw-dropping moment for me yet, and there were several in the first game, but I expect that to change as I start paying more attention. I don't know how many times a squad of Grenadiers in COH1 said "Panzershrecks upgraded! Time to unpimp their ride!" before I actually noticed :D



I definitely agree, the p grens sound like complete hardasses and when a man goes down they yell HE'S DEAD as if they don't even care cos they're just that tough.

Also holy crap at the Paul Giamatti connection
1 Sep 2013, 21:50 PM
#8
avatar of Hissy

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I've heard the Pioneer discuss a flamethrower, michael, an ass and a molotov. Still haven't heard it a second time but it had me laughing when I started guessing what they said.
1 Sep 2013, 23:12 PM
#9
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Roses are red
Violets are blue,
I am at the Ostfront,
and so are fucking you

lmao




That's my line that I suggested for the game :D
2 Sep 2013, 00:22 AM
#10
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Posts: 525

I HATE MACHINE GUNSSSSSSS!!!!!
2 Sep 2013, 01:39 AM
#11
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I HATE MACHINE GUNSSSSSSS!!!!!


+1
Hux
2 Sep 2013, 06:56 AM
#12
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Posts: 505

*'Lebensraum.. Who's gunna be left to live here?'
2 Sep 2013, 07:07 AM
#13
avatar of Qvazar

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PG: "Put this bundled Granaten up their soviet Arschloch!" or something like that.

The most annoying has to be when attacking with your T-70..
"Get out of here, this is no place for a T-70!" :loco:
.. or the female snipers cry when they see a grenade coming their way :P
2 Sep 2013, 07:12 AM
#14
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"From each according to his ability, and to each according to his need- and Yuri, you don't need my lunch more than I do!"


Those conscripts aren't as uneducated as they look, apparently.
2 Sep 2013, 07:30 AM
#15
avatar of NorfolkNClue

Posts: 391

My fave is still, "I a missing a biscuit. Stealing is not the Soviet way, comrades!"
2 Sep 2013, 12:39 PM
#16
avatar of rejfor

Posts: 101

First time I played COH2 (it was on Pripyat) I zoomed into Soviet Engineers on my base and heard "My commander can kiss my ass"
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