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12 days of Christmas (coh2 style)

22 Dec 2014, 15:23 PM
#1
avatar of kurcohista

Posts: 23

You all know how the song goes so I had little fun with it since its Christmas and all xD

"on the first day of Christmas my game loaded in
a tiger came on the field

on the second day of Christmas my game loaded in
two rushing sturms
and a tiger came on the field

on the third day of Christmas my game loaded in
two rushing sturms
three covering conscripts
and a tiger came on the field

on the fourth day of Christmas my game loaded in
two rushing sturms
three covering conscripts
four blobbing rifleman's
and a tiger came on the field

on the fifth day of Christmas my game loaded in
two rushing sturms
three covering conscripts
four blobbing rifleman's
five gunning flaks
and a tiger came on the field

6 unholy jagds
7 murdering isu-s
8 wrecked priests
9 useless brummbars
10 jumping obers
11 charging shocks
12 flaming shermans
"
22 Dec 2014, 15:40 PM
#2
avatar of steel

Posts: 1963 | Subs: 1

How about "Last Christmas"? :D
22 Dec 2014, 16:20 PM
#3
avatar of sneakking

Posts: 655

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I came up with my own the other day in the shower, I think it might be a bit more clever than yours :P

On the first day of Christmas, Relic gave to me:
A Bugged Game with some RNG.

On the second day of Christmas, Relic gave to me:
2 P47s
and a Bugged Game with some RNG.

On the third day of Christmas, Relic gave to me:
3 Noob Teammates
2 P47s
and a Bugged Game with some RNG.

On the fourth day of Christmas, Relic gave to me:
4 OPSoldaten
3 Noob Teammates
2 P47s
and a Bugged Game with some RNG.

On the 5th day of Christmas, Relic gave to me:
5 Worthless Bullitens
4 OPSoldaten
3 Noob Teammates
2 P47s
and a Bugged Game with some RNG.

On the sixth day of Christmas, Relic gave to me:
6 Shrecks a' blobbing
5 Worthless Bullitens
4 OPSoldaten
3 Noob Teammates
2 P47s
and a Bugged Game with some RNG.

On the seventh day of Christmas, Relic gave to me:
7 Duplicate Skins
6 Shrecks a' blobbing
5 Worthless Bullitens
4 OPSoldaten
3 Noob Teammates
2 P47s
and a Bugged Game with some RNG.

On the eighth day of Christmas, Relic gave to me:
8 Laggy Matches
7 Duplicate Skins
6 Shrecks a' blobbing
5 Worthless Bullitens
4 OPSoldaten
3 Noob Teammates
2 P47s
and a Bugged Game with some RNG.

On the ninth day of Christmas, Relic gave to me:
9 Worthless Faceplates
8 Laggy Matches
7 Duplicate Skins
6 Shrecks a' blobbing
5 Worthless Bullitens
4 OPSoldaten
3 Noob Teammates
2 P47s
and a Bugged Game with some RNG.

On the tenth day of Christmas, Relic gave to me:
10 Bad Updates
9 Worthless Faceplates
8 Laggy Matches
7 Duplicate Skins
6 Shrecks a' blobbing
5 Worthless Bullitens
4 OPSoldaten
3 Noob Teammates
2 P47s
and a Bugged Game with some RNG.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Relic gave to me:
11 Broken Promises
10 Bad Updates
9 Worthless Faceplates
8 Laggy Matches
7 Duplicate Skins
6 Shrecks a' blobbing
5 Worthless Bullitens
4 OPSoldaten
3 Noob Teammates
2 P47s
and a Bugged Game with some RNG.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Relic gave to me:
12 Forum Trolls
11 Broken Promises
10 Bad Updates
9 Worthless Faceplates
8 Laggy Matches
7 Duplicate Skins
6 Shrecks a' blobbing
5 Worthless Bullitens
4 OPSoldaten
3 Noob Teammates
2 P47s
and a Bugged Game with some RNG.

MVGame
22 Dec 2014, 16:39 PM
#4
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Posts: 36

23 Dec 2014, 02:49 AM
#5
avatar of elchino7
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Posts: 8154 | Subs: 2

On the 12th day of Christmas, Relic gave to me:
twelve jazz hands
eleven useless bulletins
ten duplicates
nine broken patches
eight ninja changes
seven pudding bugs
six conscripts
fiiiiiiive blobbing squaaaaads
four demo-wipes
three warspoils
two skillplanes
and a nerf to the stupid s-heavies.
25 Dec 2014, 06:07 AM
#6
25 Dec 2014, 06:54 AM
#7
avatar of Nuclear Arbitor
Patrion 28

Posts: 2470

On the 12th day of Christmas, Relic gave to me:
twelve jazz hands
eleven useless bulletins
ten duplicates
nine broken patches
eight ninja changes
seven pudding bugs
six conscripts
fiiiiiiive blobbing squaaaaads
four demo-wipes
three warspoils
two skillplanes
and a nerf to the stupid s-heavies.

small team, small team!
25 Dec 2014, 07:29 AM
#8
avatar of horizontal_hold

Posts: 36

12 fixes "coming"
11 snipers sniping
10 squads a-wiping
9 dumb doctrines
8 mods a-pudding
7 Siberians a-shitfaced
6 developers a-working
fiiiiive uuuuunplayable maaaaps
4 Von pervs
3 good tanks
2 extinct casts
and an Ami in a Germany
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