You all know how the song goes so I had little fun with it since its Christmas and all xD
"on the first day of Christmas my game loaded in
a tiger came on the field
on the second day of Christmas my game loaded in
two rushing sturms
and a tiger came on the field
on the third day of Christmas my game loaded in
two rushing sturms
three covering conscripts
and a tiger came on the field
on the fourth day of Christmas my game loaded in
two rushing sturms
three covering conscripts
four blobbing rifleman's
and a tiger came on the field
on the fifth day of Christmas my game loaded in
two rushing sturms
three covering conscripts
four blobbing rifleman's
five gunning flaks
and a tiger came on the field
6 unholy jagds
7 murdering isu-s
8 wrecked priests
9 useless brummbars
10 jumping obers
11 charging shocks
12 flaming shermans
"
12 days of Christmas (coh2 style)
22 Dec 2014, 15:23 PM
#1
Posts: 23
22 Dec 2014, 15:40 PM
#2
Posts: 1963 | Subs: 1
How about "Last Christmas"? 
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22 Dec 2014, 16:20 PM
#3
Posts: 655
Permanently BannedI came up with my own the other day in the shower, I think it might be a bit more clever than yours 
On the first day of Christmas, Relic gave to me:
A Bugged Game with some RNG.
On the second day of Christmas, Relic gave to me:
2 P47s
and a Bugged Game with some RNG.
On the third day of Christmas, Relic gave to me:
3 Noob Teammates
2 P47s
and a Bugged Game with some RNG.
On the fourth day of Christmas, Relic gave to me:
4 OPSoldaten
3 Noob Teammates
2 P47s
and a Bugged Game with some RNG.
On the 5th day of Christmas, Relic gave to me:
5 Worthless Bullitens
4 OPSoldaten
3 Noob Teammates
2 P47s
and a Bugged Game with some RNG.
On the sixth day of Christmas, Relic gave to me:
6 Shrecks a' blobbing
5 Worthless Bullitens
4 OPSoldaten
3 Noob Teammates
2 P47s
and a Bugged Game with some RNG.
On the seventh day of Christmas, Relic gave to me:
7 Duplicate Skins
6 Shrecks a' blobbing
5 Worthless Bullitens
4 OPSoldaten
3 Noob Teammates
2 P47s
and a Bugged Game with some RNG.
On the eighth day of Christmas, Relic gave to me:
8 Laggy Matches
7 Duplicate Skins
6 Shrecks a' blobbing
5 Worthless Bullitens
4 OPSoldaten
3 Noob Teammates
2 P47s
and a Bugged Game with some RNG.
On the ninth day of Christmas, Relic gave to me:
9 Worthless Faceplates
8 Laggy Matches
7 Duplicate Skins
6 Shrecks a' blobbing
5 Worthless Bullitens
4 OPSoldaten
3 Noob Teammates
2 P47s
and a Bugged Game with some RNG.
On the tenth day of Christmas, Relic gave to me:
10 Bad Updates
9 Worthless Faceplates
8 Laggy Matches
7 Duplicate Skins
6 Shrecks a' blobbing
5 Worthless Bullitens
4 OPSoldaten
3 Noob Teammates
2 P47s
and a Bugged Game with some RNG.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Relic gave to me:
11 Broken Promises
10 Bad Updates
9 Worthless Faceplates
8 Laggy Matches
7 Duplicate Skins
6 Shrecks a' blobbing
5 Worthless Bullitens
4 OPSoldaten
3 Noob Teammates
2 P47s
and a Bugged Game with some RNG.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Relic gave to me:
12 Forum Trolls
11 Broken Promises
10 Bad Updates
9 Worthless Faceplates
8 Laggy Matches
7 Duplicate Skins
6 Shrecks a' blobbing
5 Worthless Bullitens
4 OPSoldaten
3 Noob Teammates
2 P47s
and a Bugged Game with some RNG.
MVGame
On the first day of Christmas, Relic gave to me:
A Bugged Game with some RNG.
On the second day of Christmas, Relic gave to me:
2 P47s
and a Bugged Game with some RNG.
On the third day of Christmas, Relic gave to me:
3 Noob Teammates
2 P47s
and a Bugged Game with some RNG.
On the fourth day of Christmas, Relic gave to me:
4 OPSoldaten
3 Noob Teammates
2 P47s
and a Bugged Game with some RNG.
On the 5th day of Christmas, Relic gave to me:
5 Worthless Bullitens
4 OPSoldaten
3 Noob Teammates
2 P47s
and a Bugged Game with some RNG.
On the sixth day of Christmas, Relic gave to me:
6 Shrecks a' blobbing
5 Worthless Bullitens
4 OPSoldaten
3 Noob Teammates
2 P47s
and a Bugged Game with some RNG.
On the seventh day of Christmas, Relic gave to me:
7 Duplicate Skins
6 Shrecks a' blobbing
5 Worthless Bullitens
4 OPSoldaten
3 Noob Teammates
2 P47s
and a Bugged Game with some RNG.
On the eighth day of Christmas, Relic gave to me:
8 Laggy Matches
7 Duplicate Skins
6 Shrecks a' blobbing
5 Worthless Bullitens
4 OPSoldaten
3 Noob Teammates
2 P47s
and a Bugged Game with some RNG.
On the ninth day of Christmas, Relic gave to me:
9 Worthless Faceplates
8 Laggy Matches
7 Duplicate Skins
6 Shrecks a' blobbing
5 Worthless Bullitens
4 OPSoldaten
3 Noob Teammates
2 P47s
and a Bugged Game with some RNG.
On the tenth day of Christmas, Relic gave to me:
10 Bad Updates
9 Worthless Faceplates
8 Laggy Matches
7 Duplicate Skins
6 Shrecks a' blobbing
5 Worthless Bullitens
4 OPSoldaten
3 Noob Teammates
2 P47s
and a Bugged Game with some RNG.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Relic gave to me:
11 Broken Promises
10 Bad Updates
9 Worthless Faceplates
8 Laggy Matches
7 Duplicate Skins
6 Shrecks a' blobbing
5 Worthless Bullitens
4 OPSoldaten
3 Noob Teammates
2 P47s
and a Bugged Game with some RNG.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Relic gave to me:
12 Forum Trolls
11 Broken Promises
10 Bad Updates
9 Worthless Faceplates
8 Laggy Matches
7 Duplicate Skins
6 Shrecks a' blobbing
5 Worthless Bullitens
4 OPSoldaten
3 Noob Teammates
2 P47s
and a Bugged Game with some RNG.
MVGame
A Fallen Scrub
22 Dec 2014, 16:39 PM
#4
Posts: 36
Sweet +1
23 Dec 2014, 02:49 AM
#5
Posts: 8154 | Subs: 2
On the 12th day of Christmas, Relic gave to me:
twelve jazz hands
eleven useless bulletins
ten duplicates
nine broken patches
eight ninja changes
seven pudding bugs
six conscripts
fiiiiiiive blobbing squaaaaads
four demo-wipes
three warspoils
two skillplanes
and a nerf to the stupid s-heavies.
twelve jazz hands
eleven useless bulletins
ten duplicates
nine broken patches
eight ninja changes
seven pudding bugs
six conscripts
fiiiiiiive blobbing squaaaaads
four demo-wipes
three warspoils
two skillplanes
and a nerf to the stupid s-heavies.
My controls weren't working
And if they were, you were playing dishonorably,
And if you weren't, you were playing without skill,
And if you were, it's not fun to play that way,
And if it is, you only care about winning.
Bible of Scrublord, Psalt 3:16.
And if they were, you were playing dishonorably,
And if you weren't, you were playing without skill,
And if you were, it's not fun to play that way,
And if it is, you only care about winning.
Bible of Scrublord, Psalt 3:16.
25 Dec 2014, 06:07 AM
#6
Posts: 23
simply xmastic
25 Dec 2014, 06:54 AM
#7
8 Posts: 2470
On the 12th day of Christmas, Relic gave to me:
twelve jazz hands
eleven useless bulletins
ten duplicates
nine broken patches
eight ninja changes
seven pudding bugs
six conscripts
fiiiiiiive blobbing squaaaaads
four demo-wipes
three warspoils
two skillplanes
and a nerf to the stupid s-heavies.
small team, small team!
25 Dec 2014, 07:29 AM
#8
Posts: 36
12 fixes "coming"
11 snipers sniping
10 squads a-wiping
9 dumb doctrines
8 mods a-pudding
7 Siberians a-shitfaced
6 developers a-working
fiiiiive uuuuunplayable maaaaps
4 Von pervs
3 good tanks
2 extinct casts
and an Ami in a Germany
11 snipers sniping
10 squads a-wiping
9 dumb doctrines
8 mods a-pudding
7 Siberians a-shitfaced
6 developers a-working
fiiiiive uuuuunplayable maaaaps
4 Von pervs
3 good tanks
2 extinct casts
and an Ami in a Germany
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