All-time Favorite Unit quotes from CoH and CoH2

Don't resist it. Even though we have all heard these lines about 7 million times each, they are still absolute gold and deserve regular praise so, take a seat, kick back and throw around some of your favorite one-liners.



Volksgrenadiers
In combat:
"When it's clicking like that you need to reload.."

"Have you taken any training!?"

"God help me....I have to win the war with you men?"

Exit 251 in combat:
"You think you get a tip for dropping us off in combat?"

Grenadiers
loitering:
"Do they have PoW camps in California?"

Motorbike
move order:
"For the last time stop grinding it!"

PaK 38
camo activated:
"Sure, we'll hide this...giant gun.."

Riflemen
move order:
"Jesus Conrad, tie your fuck'n laces."

M8
unit selection:
"Hi!" (super cheery tone)

Rangers
in combat:
"Open up and say 'Aaaaah', you kraut bastards!"

Fallschirmjagers
FG42 upgrade:
"FG42s! Now this is what i'm talking about!"

Stormtroopers
under fire: "Shiesse, do they get paid for each bullet they fire?"

CoH2:

Generic German soldier loitering:

"PaK crews have it easy...look at them! Always lounging around."

"Panzer crews get all the girls!"

"Like hell I cheat! You just can't play cards!"

"I think we'll win eventually, yes....but I don't think any of us will live to see it."

"Before the war? I helped run a bordello."

"My rifle, a pistol, two knives, three grenades, and my dick! I'm always well-armed!"

"Peter, do you have any of that brandy left?"

"If I were an officer things would be different!"



Panzergrenadiers:

Grenade order:

"Sending them a gift basket!"

Pick up panzerschrek:

"Take the tank terror. Heh, I love that name!"

Build order:

"I'm a highly trained Panzergrenadier, not a fucking shit-bagging Pioneer!"

"Fucking shitty shovel is what it is..." (muttering)

"Dig this, cut that, chop those, shoot them...Fuck.."

"I don't care if it's frozen, dig!"

Stop order:

"Relax, have a seat, take a shit, whatever."

In CoH2, sometimes infantry units (maybe just conscripts) that see an enemy but doesn't engage will say:

"That guy waved at me!"

Super incredulously too. The voice acting is really great.

"what the fuck does oorah mean?" -Grens

"holy shit its the fucking A-team" -vcoh (rifles I think)?

"what the fuck does oorah mean?" -Grens

Think MG42s say that. Perhaps they both have that dialogue.

"It's Ivan" - Grens

"kreatiir is fucking awesome" - T34's

I've started using m3s recently and I highly enjoy the maniacal laugh they give when you order them to attack a unit.

Besides that I also love, "We're panzer grenadiers not panzers asshole!" When you order a pgren to attack an AT gun.

All-time though nothing matches, "Panther Panzer" from VCoH. So badass.

"Enemy panzer destrooooyed ahahaha" - grens when blow up enemy tank VCoH
"Drive faster Hans, drive faster" - HT VCoH
"Allies have a jeep - we have a schwimmwagen" - schwimmwagen VCoH+

"holy shit its the fucking A-team" -vcoh (rifles I think)?

Really ? Remarkable given that the A-team tv-series were not around in the 1940s.

roses are red, violets are blue and im stuck on the eastern front and so are fucking you!

If your not dying your not trying! (penals)

Tommies: "Swing your purses like you mean it!"