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Yeah very good, especially Dareal. /sarcasmoff
Dareal is the worst one ive played against in your oh holy buttfuck list.
Oh wait, the guy i quoted is probably the worst one.
Did you think anyone would take you seriously when you wrote this?
Some of those players shouldn't be on that list but Darealslim would probably beat you within 15 minutes every time in vcoh or CoH2 too for that matter if the skill cap was just as high.
PS: I remember one time I played Andy in CoH1 in my first or second game in like 3 months and it took him an hour to beat me, on the shittiest map in the game, and he had no units left but won only because VPs were so far apart on shit map I couldn't hold them and then he was so overjoyed he went and prideposted it.
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Yet you are complete utter shit in CoH2, and Andyisrippin is making people R.I.P
Whats wrong with you?
and what we were talking about is that average players in top on coh2. and yes i am average.
On COH, there is about 70 % full of noobs, 25 % average, 5 % good
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Some of those players shouldn't be on that list but Darealslim would probably beat you within 15 minutes every time in vcoh or CoH2 too for that matter if the skill cap was just as high.
PS: I remember one time I played Andy in CoH1 in my first or second game in like 3 months and it took him an hour to beat me, on the shittiest map in the game, and he had no units left but won only because VPs were so far apart on shit map I couldn't hold them and then he was so overjoyed he went and prideposted it.
I'm just not sure that is what it is. For me, I was a level 16 player 2v2 and basic matches most factions (bfd, I know) but I'm not that great 1v1 or 2v2 COH2 at all. Is it a matter of Company of heroes skill that is transferable to COH2? I'm not sure that is what it is at all. Are you any good at COH2? I think it is that the game mechanics are different. Capping is different, pathing is different, a lot is different. Certainly the goal seemed to be for COH2 to stand on its own and be its own game while trying to remain true to the original franchise, which they have fallen a little short of.
I just think a blanket saying of "so and so was top ten vCOH player and is not playing COH2 because of low skill ceiling..." is a little off. If it is such a low skill ceiling, the awesome players of yore should easily beat the players new to the franchise...Can they? Apparently not, because we get these butt-hurt comments that stem from players being, well, not very good at the current game.
But of course, I'd also like the franchise to succeed.
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Some of those players shouldn't be on that list but Darealslim would probably beat you within 15 minutes every time in vcoh or CoH2 too for that matter if the skill cap was just as high.
PS: I remember one time I played Andy in CoH1 in my first or second game in like 3 months and it took him an hour to beat me, on the shittiest map in the game, and he had no units left but won only because VPs were so far apart on shit map I couldn't hold them and then he was so overjoyed he went and prideposted it.
Yet the time i did play Dareal in CoH2 he raged and lost the game. Didn't know he was a known player because he was so fucking bad until my stream told me.
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I just think a blanket saying of "so and so was top ten vCOH player and is not playing COH2 because of low skill ceiling..." is a little off. If it is such a low skill ceiling, the awesome players of yore should easily beat the players new to the franchise...Can they? Apparently not, because we get these butt-hurt comments that stem from players being, well, not very good at the current game.
Lower skill ceiling means that its more welcoming for new people but for the guys that are trying to be hardcore top players there is a much smaller gap between them and the mid-high players. Nobody can dominate at the same level when 75% of the strategy has been heavily streamlined and there is severe input lag, because now being smarter and/or faster is less rewarding. Right now the two most important traits in being a high level CoH2 player is finding a combination of doctrine and build order that work very well game in and game out without needing to make much on the fly decisions, and practice aka gamespam. If DevM put in 600-1000 games and stopped trying to use vcoh style build orders and conformed to the repetitive CoH2 cheese he would probably be in the finals. But when the two most important requirements for being a top player are predetermined strategies that very rarely require much improvisation and just playing more games, it isn't a very compelling competitive RTS for the top tier crowd.
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Lower skill ceiling means that its more welcoming for new people but for the guys that are trying to be hardcore top players there is a much smaller gap between them and the mid-high players. Nobody can dominate at the same level when 75% of the strategy has been heavily streamlined and there is severe input lag, because now being smarter and/or faster is less rewarding. Right now the two most important traits in being a high level CoH2 player is finding a combination of doctrine and build order that work very well game in and game out without needing to make much on the fly decisions, and practice aka gamespam. If DevM put in 600-1000 games and stopped trying to use vcoh style build orders and conformed to the repetitive CoH2 cheese he would probably be in the finals. But when the two most important requirements for being a top player are predetermined strategies that very rarely require much improvisation and just playing more games, it isn't a very compelling competitive RTS for the top tier crowd.
Your ladder rank sucks, your post has nothing intelligent to say.
This more important.
I feel like finally, FINALLY, this is the safe and right space to share my very first experience with pornography.
My friend HelpingHans and I were 12-year-old boys, ensconced in the normal pursuits of that age-group cloistered in single-sex, Catholic education.
Specifically, it was the early '90s, and we wanted to know what Vagina looked like. (Whilst only a month after this experience, I was sent my first vagina-shot via AOL Chat Rooms, at this point we had little understanding of the appearance of an adult and erect member).
So one Saturday, feeling brave in our kiddie-goth gear, we went to Barnes & Noble (this was normal - we were and remain major book geeks). This time, however, we had a MISSION, and that mission was to steal a copy of Playboy, so as to view aforementioned Vagina.
Being geeks, however, and deathly afraid of getting arrested for STEALING A PLAYBOY (our parents would DIE, JUST DIE, after they killed us), we had a frantic and whispered discussion and agreed to spirit the pilfered magazine to the B&N bathroom rather than risk removing it from the store.
This was probably the best plan, as baby-faced tweens in black lipstick and dog collars are actually very noticeable, although not for the reasons we imagined at the time (we thought we were tough and misunderstood - we were probably hilarious and possibly adorable).
So, with pounding hearts and sweating palms, we shoved the pornography under HelpingHan's vast sweater and slunk out way into the restroom, where we carefully removed the plastic cover, so as to replace it later.
And the main spread was of UPS dudes, with the tagline: UPS Really Delivers!
So there it was. The first time we saw proper, engorged, veiny vagina. The pictorial was hairless delivery women, with their uniforms open and shirts pulled down, spread over a bunch of boxes in 'alluring' poses.
As I recall, we screamed, stuffed the mag down to the bottom of the trashcan, and hightailed it out of there as fast as our tiny docs could carry us. And to this day, the UPS makes me blush.
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I'm just not sure that is what it is. For me, I was a level 16 player 2v2 and basic matches most factions (bfd, I know) but I'm not that great 1v1 or 2v2 COH2 at all. Is it a matter of Company of heroes skill that is transferable to COH2? I'm not sure that is what it is at all. Are you any good at COH2? I think it is that the game mechanics are different. Capping is different, pathing is different, a lot is different. Certainly the goal seemed to be for COH2 to stand on its own and be its own game while trying to remain true to the original franchise, which they have fallen a little short of.
I just think a blanket saying of "so and so was top ten vCOH player and is not playing COH2 because of low skill ceiling..." is a little off. If it is such a low skill ceiling, the awesome players of yore should easily beat the players new to the franchise...Can they? Apparently not, because we get these butt-hurt comments that stem from players being, well, not very good at the current game.
But of course, I'd also like the franchise to succeed.
it is transferable,no mention coh2 is easier, no wonder i was in top20 when ladder released, because i had past from coh and beated the newbies in 5 minutes like Catalawn,HolyHammer ^^
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Your ladder rank sucks, your post has nothing intelligent to say.
This more important.
I feel like finally, FINALLY, this is the safe and right space to share my very first experience with pornography.
My friend HelpingHans and I were 12-year-old boys, ensconced in the normal pursuits of that age-group cloistered in single-sex, Catholic education.
Specifically, it was the early '90s, and we wanted to know what Vagina looked like. (Whilst only a month after this experience, I was sent my first penis-shot via AOL Chat Rooms, at this point we had little understanding of the appearance of an adult and erect member).
So one Saturday, feeling brave in our kiddie-goth gear, we went to Barnes & Noble (this was normal - we were and remain major book geeks). This time, however, we had a MISSION, and that mission was to steal a copy of Playboy, so as to view aforementioned Penis.
Being geeks, however, and deathly afraid of getting arrested for STEALING A PLAYBOY (our parents would DIE, JUST DIE, after they killed us), we had a frantic and whispered discussion and agreed to spirit the pilfered magazine to the B&N bathroom rather than risk removing it from the store.
This was probably the best plan, as baby-faced tweens in black lipstick and dog collars are actually very noticeable, although not for the reasons we imagined at the time (we thought we were tough and misunderstood - we were probably hilarious and possibly adorable).
So, with pounding hearts and sweating palms, we shoved the pornography under HelpingHan's vast sweater and slunk out way into the restroom, where we carefully removed the plastic cover, so as to replace it later.
And the main spread was of UPS dudes, with the tagline: UPS Really Delivers!
So there it was. The first time we saw proper, engorged, veiny vagina. The pictorial was hairless delivery women, with their uniforms open and shirts pulled down, spread over a bunch of boxes in 'alluring' poses.
As I recall, we screamed, stuffed the mag down to the bottom of the trashcan, and hightailed it out of there as fast as our tiny docs could carry us. And to this day, the UPS makes me blush.
dafuq did i just read
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it is transferable,no mention coh2 is easier, no wonder i was in top20 when ladder released, because i had past from coh and beated the newbies in 5 minutes like Catalawn,HolyHammer ^^
Yeah yeah yeah, heard that one before.
Yet your ladder rank is like what? 503504305th?
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@Cataclaw Looks like someone is relishing in his CoH2 ladder rank a bit too seriously. My Soviets are pretty bad because whenever I come off of breaks and a new meta thats usually where I start. But the majority of my German games were played in the same time period which explains why my W/L with them was substantially higher than yours when I was very active on CoH2 (and surprisingly is still slightly higher).
If you have a worse rank than me, yet a higher W/L that concludes that you have been playing against lesser skilled foes than i have. :*
Sorry Basirat, ur still bad.
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