The Lord RNG God's Prayer
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Our RNG God, who art in Vancouver,
Hallowed be thy name
Thy Ram penetrates,
Thy Pak shall hit on Semoisky as it does on Kholodny.
Give us this day our daily blitzkrieg,
And forgive us our poor tank micro,
As we squad wipe the noobs who trespass against us,
And lead us not into annihilation,
But deliver us from flame crits.
For thine is the kingdom,
The power, and the damage tables,
Until the next Tiger Ace call-in.
Amen.
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Inspired by recent SNF action...
Our RNG God, who art in Vancouver,
Hallowed be thy name
Thy Ram penetrates,
Thy Pak shall hit on Semoisky as it does on Kholodny.
Give us this day our daily blitzkrieg,
And forgive us our poor tank micro,
As we squad wipe the noobs who trespass against us,
And lead us not into annihilation,
But deliver us from flame crits.
For thine is the kingdom,
The power, and the damage tables,
Until the next Tiger Ace call-in.
Amen.
This literally made me laugh out loud while at work today. Thank you good sir for putting a smile on my face after having to go back to work after a week long vacation.
I need to memorize this and say it before each match.
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Strategy seem in the representation, the intellectual, not the lucky about physical mechanic ... it's just completly stupid i find, and i'm sur all can only agree because it's a strategy game .... just f u c k.
And i'm upset about some map with a bad design in the tournament too.
Like kholodny or langreskaya, it's best of 3, not best of 2 with VP
seriously, in Round 4, it's just completly retarded the thing : The guy can choose the side in the last game, so win .....
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I think this would look nice with a Ginnungagap illustration hanging on a certain game company's wall.
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