new idea for a dlc? soviet circus commander

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inspired by marcus cars,
how about a dlc that gives you the ability to put mgs into clown cars?

it will be called the "soviet circus commander" and include:
At 1 cp (for balance) you get to put mgs / mortars into clown cars

At 0 cps you can call in trained bears on a unicycle with laser beams attached to their heads. note : trained bears are immune to blizzard! and can locate enemy behind corners using their smell at vet 1.

Finally to counter the ace tiger (or any other commander)

At 7 cps you can call in "IL-2 ACE" Anna Yegorova. you can call her in for no resources, after she comes in all resources stop. you have a permanent il-2 20 mm cannons support that never leaves the field and can ram an ostwind without a scratch. talking about ramming she can ram other german air support call ins, and even ram the church on semiosky.

the new "soviet cicrus commander" for just 9.99 $ you will never lose again! + get a girl for a call-in.
2 IN 1!

disclaimer : it is probable that your new commander will be rendered useless in two month by the next dlc

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But, will the bear have a fezz?

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And will there be a Skin Pack to make the bear look like a Koala?

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We have so got to make more of these. These are just hilarious.

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The bears should have a melee ability as well. Have you seen what one of those things can do to a minivan?

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melee abilities are reserved for the next expansion pack, but you can pre-order it now for 29.99 and get the "ushanka" hat skin for your conscripts for free!

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Where's Vasily Zaytsev at?

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15 Nov 2013, 13:14 PMJohanSchwarz

Where's Vasily Zaytsev at?

I can see a sniper commander coming for both factions...

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Can i´ve a cape for the bear ?

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And if you were, it's not fun to play that way,
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