inspired by marcus cars,
how about a dlc that gives you the ability to put mgs into clown cars?
it will be called the "soviet circus commander" and include:
At 1 cp (for balance) you get to put mgs / mortars into clown cars
At 0 cps you can call in trained bears on a unicycle with laser beams attached to their heads. note : trained bears are immune to blizzard! and can locate enemy behind corners using their smell at vet 1.
Finally to counter the ace tiger (or any other commander)
At 7 cps you can call in "IL-2 ACE" Anna Yegorova. you can call her in for no resources, after she comes in all resources stop. you have a permanent il-2 20 mm cannons support that never leaves the field and can ram an ostwind without a scratch. talking about ramming she can ram other german air support call ins, and even ram the church on semiosky.
the new "soviet cicrus commander" for just 9.99 $ you will never lose again! + get a girl for a call-in.
2 IN 1!
disclaimer : it is probable that your new commander will be rendered useless in two month by the next dlc
new idea for a dlc? soviet circus commander
15 Nov 2013, 11:15 AM
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15 Nov 2013, 11:26 AM
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But, will the bear have a fezz?
15 Nov 2013, 11:41 AM
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And will there be a Skin Pack to make the bear look like a Koala?
15 Nov 2013, 11:41 AM
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We have so got to make more of these. These are just hilarious.
15 Nov 2013, 12:02 PM
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Posts: 46
The bears should have a melee ability as well. Have you seen what one of those things can do to a minivan?
15 Nov 2013, 12:18 PM
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Posts: 107
melee abilities are reserved for the next expansion pack, but you can pre-order it now for 29.99 and get the "ushanka" hat skin for your conscripts for free!
15 Nov 2013, 13:14 PM
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Posts: 409
Where's Vasily Zaytsev at?
15 Nov 2013, 13:47 PM
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Posts: 292
Where's Vasily Zaytsev at?
I can see a sniper commander coming for both factions...
15 Nov 2013, 18:46 PM
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Can i´ve a cape for the bear ?
15 Nov 2013, 18:53 PM
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Posts: 78
inb4 Anna Yegorova bikini nude mod
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