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Longest most epic game in coh history

by CookiezNcreem 30th March 2016, 21:26 PM
Semoskiy Winter (4)
Semoskiy Winter
  • [00:00:06] CookiezNcreem ★: make massive city
  • [00:02:43] Thunderhun★: ready
  • [00:02:54] CookiezNcreem ★: k im gonna do this real game style
  • [00:02:57] CookiezNcreem ★: force u to brace
  • [00:04:15] CookiezNcreem ★: so the best thing to do
  • [00:04:20] CookiezNcreem ★: is do that post brace
  • [00:04:38] Thunderhun★: indeed
  • [00:04:43] Thunderhun★: Might work
  • [00:04:44] CookiezNcreem ★: but unlike other counters
  • [00:04:47] CookiezNcreem ★: its actually gonna kill it
  • [00:04:48] CookiezNcreem ★: period
  • [00:05:08] CookiezNcreem ★: 300 muni tho WutFace
  • [00:05:18] Thunderhun★: gotta spam caches then
  • [00:05:27] CookiezNcreem ★: that damage...
  • [00:05:32] CookiezNcreem ★: so refreshing
  • [00:05:34] Thunderhun★: but if it works
  • [00:05:40] Thunderhun★: Its GODLIKE
  • [00:05:44] CookiezNcreem ★: most people dont spam like 40 of them
  • [00:05:47] CookiezNcreem ★: theyll be like 3 max
  • [00:06:03] Thunderhun★: so
  • [00:06:04] CookiezNcreem ★: so this will definitely work. just force a brace, wait about...20 secs...and then get a sniper/22 in position then rekt it
  • [00:06:09] Thunderhun★: 1 Fortification
  • [00:06:17] Thunderhun★: + 1 Mechanized
  • [00:06:24] Thunderhun★: or Jaeger armor
  • [00:06:30] CookiezNcreem ★: something with scopes and command tonk
  • [00:06:53] CookiezNcreem ★: this doc has no muni sinks
  • [00:06:55] CookiezNcreem ★: which is gud
  • [00:07:02] CookiezNcreem ★: unless i spam s-mines or something
  • [00:07:03] Thunderhun★: and the pak43 is good
  • [00:07:36] CookiezNcreem ★: my FPS
  • [00:07:42] CookiezNcreem ★: DEAR GOD
  • [00:07:42] Thunderhun★: Best tactic 24/7
  • [00:07:46] Thunderhun★: to freeze opponent's pc
  • [00:07:46] CookiezNcreem ★: MAKE IT STAHP
  • [00:11:12] CookiezNcreem ★: WutFace
  • [00:12:32] Thunderhun★: look at the ice
  • [00:14:06] CookiezNcreem ★: NO
  • [00:14:15] Thunderhun★: Kappa
  • [00:14:21] Thunderhun★: Best mod ever
  • [00:14:29] CookiezNcreem ★: there a better one
  • [00:14:35] CookiezNcreem ★: u cna make l;ike
  • [00:14:36] CookiezNcreem ★: 30 units
  • [00:14:39] CookiezNcreem ★: make them all vet 5 instantly
  • [00:14:41] Thunderhun★: lel :D
  • [00:14:54] Thunderhun★: copy and paste function
  • [00:15:02] Thunderhun★: Snipers vs p5?
  • [00:16:21] Thunderhun★: LOL
  • [00:17:17] CookiezNcreem ★: WUT
  • [00:18:01] CookiezNcreem ★: WOW
  • [00:18:04] Thunderhun★: WOW
  • [00:18:10] Thunderhun★: Lemme get an is
  • [00:18:11] CookiezNcreem ★: DID
  • [00:18:12] Thunderhun★: 2
  • [00:18:12] CookiezNcreem ★: U SEE????
  • [00:19:11] Thunderhun★: LOL
  • [00:19:13] CookiezNcreem ★: the garden
  • [00:20:50] Thunderhun★: Aint bad
  • [00:20:57] Thunderhun★: :D
  • [00:20:58] CookiezNcreem ★: 2 shot an ace/??
  • [00:21:22] Thunderhun★: What can a Vet 5 JT do?
  • [00:23:45] CookiezNcreem ★: OMG
  • [00:23:46] CookiezNcreem ★: NO
  • [00:23:58] CookiezNcreem ★: HACKS
  • [00:24:39] Thunderhun★: wtf
  • [00:24:40] CookiezNcreem ★: MAGIC
  • [00:27:08] Thunderhun★: non stop Hurra :D
  • [00:29:38] Thunderhun★: RATTATATATATA
  • [00:29:49] CookiezNcreem ★: DAFUQ
  • [00:29:51] CookiezNcreem ★: DAT INSTAPIN
  • [00:30:29] Thunderhun★: look at the p4
  • [00:30:57] CookiezNcreem ★: lmao?
  • [00:35:04] Thunderhun★: WTF
  • [00:36:48] CookiezNcreem ★: COUNTERATTACK
  • [00:38:01] CookiezNcreem ★: REGROUP
  • [00:39:05] Thunderhun★: RALLY
  • [00:39:42] Thunderhun★: HOLY pudding
  • [00:39:46] Thunderhun★: THE SEXTON
  • [00:41:22] CookiezNcreem ★: shisse
  • [00:41:24] CookiezNcreem ★: RETREAT
  • [00:41:47] CookiezNcreem ★: our final assault
  • [00:41:49] CookiezNcreem ★: send in the SS
  • [00:43:15] Thunderhun★: Keepo
  • [00:44:05] CookiezNcreem ★: WHY ARE OUR PANZERS BREAKING DOWN
  • [00:44:37] Thunderhun★: RULE BRITTANIA
  • [00:46:38] Thunderhun★: HOLD THE LINE
  • [00:46:53] Thunderhun★: Can you activate multiple zeroing arty?
  • [00:46:57] CookiezNcreem ★: no
  • [00:47:26] CookiezNcreem ★: SEND THE SECOND WAVE
  • [00:50:10] Thunderhun★: HOLY pudding
  • [00:50:11] Thunderhun★: NOOOO
  • [00:50:12] Thunderhun★: NOOO
  • [00:50:14] Thunderhun★: PLS
  • [00:50:19] Thunderhun★: DIG IN BOYS
  • [00:50:25] Thunderhun★: INCOMING!!!
  • [00:50:32] CookiezNcreem ★: NO ONE CAN SURVIVE
  • [00:51:45] Thunderhun★: ITS STILL ALIVE
  • [00:53:16] CookiezNcreem ★: wait
  • [00:53:17] CookiezNcreem ★: what?>?
  • [00:53:18] CookiezNcreem ★: LOL
  • [00:53:23] Thunderhun★: LUL
  • [00:53:28] Thunderhun★: Still got units left
  • [00:53:32] Thunderhun★: An off map AA
  • [00:54:10] Thunderhun★: DANGER CLOSE
  • [00:55:29] CookiezNcreem ★: centaur unkillable
  • [00:55:39] Thunderhun★: Churchillium strong
  • [00:55:42] Thunderhun★: FeelsGoodMan
  • [00:56:03] CookiezNcreem ★: TRAITOR
  • [00:56:17] Thunderhun★: REBUILD
  • [00:56:43] CookiezNcreem ★: they copy our technology?!?!?
  • [00:57:34] Thunderhun★: holy smokes
  • [00:57:45] CookiezNcreem ★: our rocket technology is uncopyable.
  • [00:57:56] Thunderhun★: KappaClaus
  • [00:59:51] Thunderhun★: Now OKW base have some upgrades
  • [00:59:52] Thunderhun★: Kappa
  • [01:00:29] CookiezNcreem ★: an hour
  • [01:00:30] CookiezNcreem ★: of this
  • [01:00:31] CookiezNcreem ★: lmao
  • [01:00:39] Thunderhun★: New meta is borned
  • [01:00:48] Thunderhun★: Look at dem retreat point
  • [01:02:07] CookiezNcreem ★: lmao
  • [01:02:11] Thunderhun★: IT CAN
  • [01:02:14] Thunderhun★: :DDDD
  • [01:03:23] Thunderhun★: lol...there are british officier voices
  • [01:03:25] Thunderhun★: WOW
  • [01:03:47] Thunderhun★: :DDDDD
  • [01:03:49] CookiezNcreem ★: WHAT
  • [01:04:03] Thunderhun★: A lone pathfinder survived
  • [01:06:41] CookiezNcreem ★: WHAT THE
  • [01:06:52] CookiezNcreem ★: the garden was that
  • [01:06:58] CookiezNcreem ★: IED
  • [01:07:02] Thunderhun★: Surprise Goliath
  • [01:07:07] Thunderhun★: #germany
  • [01:08:23] Thunderhun★: poor isg
  • [01:09:22] CookiezNcreem ★: goliath explosion
  • [01:09:23] CookiezNcreem ★: is insane
  • [01:10:37] Thunderhun★: RUUUUN
  • [01:11:55] Thunderhun★: noooo
  • [01:12:25] Thunderhun★: catch this
  • [01:12:52] CookiezNcreem ★: police chase
  • [01:12:53] CookiezNcreem ★: PogCHap
  • [01:13:06] Thunderhun★: RUN BOYO
  • [01:13:11] CookiezNcreem ★: We got a speeder
  • [01:13:13] CookiezNcreem ★: 10-4
  • [01:14:01] Thunderhun★: ROADblock noo
  • [01:14:07] Thunderhun★: Run my child
  • [01:14:25] CookiezNcreem ★: Suspect apprehended.
  • [01:15:03] Thunderhun★: Suspect is armed
  • [01:15:13] CookiezNcreem ★: PULL OVER NOW
  • [01:15:35] CookiezNcreem ★: it was a decoy!!
  • [01:15:52] Thunderhun★: Officier down
  • [01:16:03] Thunderhun★: Kappa
  • [01:16:58] CookiezNcreem ★: suspect is armed with a 50 cal, voer
  • [01:16:59] Thunderhun★: Time to grab the squad and leave the scene
  • [01:17:11] Thunderhun★: Pios got da money
  • [01:17:29] Thunderhun★: oh pudding
  • [01:17:30] Thunderhun★: drive
  • [01:17:32] Thunderhun★: cops are here
  • [01:17:37] Thunderhun★: use the mp5
  • [01:18:24] Thunderhun★: Dispatch
  • [01:18:32] Thunderhun★: Officier down
  • [01:18:50] CookiezNcreem ★: Return to the station. We failed.
  • [01:20:21] CookiezNcreem ★: INSPECT THE CAR
  • [01:20:24] CookiezNcreem ★: WHERE ARE THE SUSPECTS??
  • [01:20:48] CookiezNcreem ★: NO SIGN OF THEM
  • [01:20:53] CookiezNcreem ★: GHAHH
  • [01:21:14] Thunderhun★: We got da ambulance
  • [01:21:17] Thunderhun★: lets go!!!
  • [01:21:40] Thunderhun★: we are goona die here
  • [01:21:44] Thunderhun★: Drive faster
  • [01:23:22] Thunderhun★: suspect is on foo
  • [01:23:23] Thunderhun★: t
  • [01:23:27] CookiezNcreem ★: target down
  • [01:23:43] Thunderhun★: Dispatch
  • [01:23:48] Thunderhun★: We need back-up
  • [01:23:54] CookiezNcreem ★: how copy/
  • [01:24:00] Thunderhun★: copy
  • [01:24:03] Thunderhun★: the unit
  • [01:24:05] Thunderhun★: then paste
  • [01:24:23] Thunderhun★: Cmon on punks
  • [01:24:29] CookiezNcreem ★: WE NEED BACKUP
  • [01:24:37] Thunderhun★: WHERE ARE YOUR WATER GUNS?
  • [01:24:52] Thunderhun★: da city is ours
  • [01:24:59] Thunderhun★: holy pudding
  • [01:25:25] CookiezNcreem ★: GSG9 TEAMS
  • [01:25:26] CookiezNcreem ★: ATTACL
  • [01:25:47] CookiezNcreem ★: THERES TOO MANY OF EM
  • [01:26:07] Thunderhun★: Protect da bomb
  • [01:26:37] CookiezNcreem ★: OH GOD
  • [01:26:38] CookiezNcreem ★: ITSA BOMB
  • [01:26:42] CookiezNcreem ★: FALL BACK
  • [01:26:47] CookiezNcreem ★: SEND IN THE HAZMAT TEAMS
  • [01:27:26] CookiezNcreem ★: ???
  • [01:27:31] CookiezNcreem ★: anyone know how to defuse?!?
  • [01:27:41] CookiezNcreem ★: red wire...
  • [01:27:53] CookiezNcreem ★: DEAR GOD
  • [01:28:20] Thunderhun★: any survivors?
  • [01:28:29] CookiezNcreem ★: negative.
  • [01:28:33] CookiezNcreem ★: our entire team was knocked out
  • [01:29:00] Thunderhun★: Transport 2-7 here
  • [01:29:06] Thunderhun★: We got a baricade
  • [01:29:11] CookiezNcreem ★: Barricade? how copy??
  • [01:29:12] Thunderhun★: Requesting assistance
  • [01:29:20] Thunderhun★: Rioters blocked the route
  • [01:29:21] Thunderhun★: My
  • [01:29:22] CookiezNcreem ★: sending in an officer now.
  • [01:29:23] Thunderhun★: GO
  • [01:29:24] Thunderhun★: d
  • [01:29:28] CookiezNcreem ★: Stay calm
  • [01:29:30] Thunderhun★: Its an rpg
  • [01:29:31] CookiezNcreem ★: tell us whats happening
  • [01:29:39] CookiezNcreem ★: give us a street name??
  • [01:29:43] Thunderhun★: uj
  • [01:29:45] Thunderhun★: uh
  • [01:29:47] Thunderhun★: my god
  • [01:29:54] CookiezNcreem ★: SIR
  • [01:29:56] CookiezNcreem ★: REMAIN CALM
  • [01:29:59] CookiezNcreem ★: AND GIVE US AN ADDRESS
  • [01:30:34] CookiezNcreem ★: Oh godf
  • [01:30:41] CookiezNcreem ★: Gunshots reported, on north semoiskiy drive
  • [01:31:23] CookiezNcreem ★: NEED BACKUP
  • [01:31:25] Thunderhun★: No1 screws with the bikers
  • [01:31:29] Thunderhun★: THIS IS HOUR CITY
  • [01:31:41] CookiezNcreem ★: uhhh
  • [01:31:45] CookiezNcreem ★: 1-2, this is dispatch
  • [01:31:48] CookiezNcreem ★: sending in backup, ovee
  • [01:32:19] CookiezNcreem ★: uhhhh
  • [01:32:23] Thunderhun★: No mercy bois
  • [01:32:25] CookiezNcreem ★: 1-4, sending in riot teams, over
  • [01:33:22] Thunderhun★: Its the SWAT
  • [01:33:23] Thunderhun★: RUN
  • [01:33:31] CookiezNcreem ★: THEY HVAE RPGS
  • [01:33:41] CookiezNcreem ★: 10,4
  • [01:33:45] CookiezNcreem ★: we have a vehicle getting away
  • [01:34:03] CookiezNcreem ★: 10-4 10-4
  • [01:34:14] Thunderhun★: To the hideout
  • [01:34:22] CookiezNcreem ★: Assemble a raid team.
  • [01:35:26] CookiezNcreem ★: This is the semokisy police department
  • [01:35:40] CookiezNcreem ★: Surrender now and no lethal force will be used.
  • [01:35:51] Thunderhun★: YOu aint scaring us
  • [01:35:53] CookiezNcreem ★: swat teams have u surrounded.
  • [01:36:38] Thunderhun★: FIRRRE
  • [01:36:59] Thunderhun★: Barricade the doors
  • [01:37:03] CookiezNcreem ★: THIS IS OUR LAST WARNING
  • [01:37:04] Thunderhun★: watch the windows
  • [01:37:05] CookiezNcreem ★: SURRNDER NOW
  • [01:37:15] Thunderhun★: BRING IT ON
  • [01:37:33] Thunderhun★: We'll slaughter everyone who comes close
  • [01:37:41] Thunderhun★: EVEN THE HOSTAGES
  • [01:37:45] CookiezNcreem ★: Hostages??
  • [01:37:46] CookiezNcreem ★: Bastards!
  • [01:38:19] Thunderhun★: SNIPE
  • [01:39:05] Thunderhun★: One more try
  • [01:39:08] Thunderhun★: and they'll die
  • [01:39:15] CookiezNcreem ★: Pull back!
  • [01:39:23] CookiezNcreem ★: What do you want then
  • [01:39:33] Thunderhun★: We want an escape vehicle
  • [01:39:45] Thunderhun★: and free our comrades in italy
  • [01:39:53] CookiezNcreem ★: ugh..
  • [01:39:54] Thunderhun★: 204 boys in prison
  • [01:40:04] Thunderhun★: u got 3 hours
  • [01:40:07] Thunderhun★: then
  • [01:40:11] Thunderhun★: the hostages WILL DIE
  • [01:40:27] CookiezNcreem ★: gah.
  • [01:40:33] CookiezNcreem ★: we have no othero ptions.
  • [01:40:43] Thunderhun★: ok bois
  • [01:40:49] Thunderhun★: they'll be coming for us
  • [01:40:52] Thunderhun★: so dug in
  • [01:41:26] Thunderhun★: pudding
  • [01:41:29] Thunderhun★: Choppers
  • [01:41:36] Thunderhun★: Stay off the windows
  • [01:41:46] CookiezNcreem ★: come out NOW
  • [01:41:52] Thunderhun★: NEVER
  • [01:42:14] Thunderhun★: They're BREACHING
  • [01:42:19] CookiezNcreem ★: Enemies have IEDs!
  • [01:43:02] Thunderhun★: Nice shooting Vladimier
  • [01:43:24] Thunderhun★: WHAT DA HELL IS TAHT?
  • [01:44:00] Thunderhun★: Ah....I'm hit
  • [01:44:02] CookiezNcreem ★: HOLD YOUR FIRE
  • [01:44:08] Thunderhun★: DIIEEEEE
  • [01:44:24] CookiezNcreem ★: We have the hostages.
  • [01:44:32] Thunderhun★: Are you sure?
  • [01:44:38] CookiezNcreem ★: r....right?
  • [01:44:52] CookiezNcreem ★: OH GOD
  • [01:44:54] Thunderhun★: 1 move
  • [01:44:55] CookiezNcreem ★: EXPLOSIVES
  • [01:44:58] Thunderhun★: and the rest goes up
  • [01:45:05] CookiezNcreem ★: you killed our commanding officer
  • [01:45:28] Thunderhun★: Now
  • [01:45:30] CookiezNcreem ★: .....
  • [01:45:33] CookiezNcreem ★: whatever you want..
  • [01:45:34] Thunderhun★: Release our comrades
  • [01:45:36] CookiezNcreem ★: you got a blank check.
  • [01:45:53] Thunderhun★: and have them transported back to our base
  • [01:46:06] Thunderhun★: We'll pick them up near the church
  • [01:46:11] CookiezNcreem ★: ....
  • [01:46:30] Thunderhun★: a green truck will be waiting
  • [01:46:35] Thunderhun★: Once you've done that
  • [01:46:40] Thunderhun★: Your men will be free
  • [01:46:45] Thunderhun★: With the hostages
  • [01:46:54] Thunderhun★: 2 hours
  • [01:46:59] Thunderhun★: The clock is ticking
  • [01:47:53] CookiezNcreem ★: where are
  • [01:47:55] CookiezNcreem ★: your men.
  • [01:48:24] Thunderhun★: Ah...
  • [01:48:30] Thunderhun★: its our spiritual leader
  • [01:48:46] Thunderhun★: Take him to the church
  • [01:49:44] Thunderhun★: Time to leave this country
  • [01:49:54] Thunderhun★: WE DID IT
  • [01:50:01] CookiezNcreem ★: not so fast...
  • [01:50:08] Thunderhun★: what da
  • [01:50:15] CookiezNcreem ★: where are your papers.
  • [01:50:22] Thunderhun★: Papers
  • [01:50:23] Thunderhun★: uhm
  • [01:50:32] CookiezNcreem ★: We dont need. Papers.
  • [01:51:01] CookiezNcreem ★: now hopefully the terror threat here in semoisky is now over.
  • [01:51:54] Thunderhun★: The president is coming
  • [01:52:11] CookiezNcreem ★: Tell him to halt.
  • [01:52:20] CookiezNcreem ★: THIS IS PRIVATE PROPERTY
  • [01:52:35] Thunderhun★: what
  • [01:52:37] CookiezNcreem ★: u see p4
  • [01:52:40] Thunderhun★: im the president
  • [01:52:49] Thunderhun★: Whose property is dis?
  • [01:52:54] CookiezNcreem ★: Semoskiy poilicy.
  • [01:53:29] Thunderhun★: nah
  • [01:53:35] Thunderhun★: I'd rather swim
  • [01:54:18] CookiezNcreem ★: omg
  • [01:54:20] CookiezNcreem ★: 1;54
  • [01:54:24] CookiezNcreem ★: longest game of coh
  • [01:54:30] Thunderhun★: Indeed
  • [01:54:32] Thunderhun★: :D
  • [01:57:37] CookiezNcreem ★: i have to go lmao
  • [01:57:39] CookiezNcreem ★: class
  • [01:57:43] Thunderhun★: kk
  • [01:57:45] CookiezNcreem ★: wait till 2 hour
  • [01:57:48] CookiezNcreem ★: to surrdner
  • [01:57:48] Thunderhun★: Laters! :)
  • [01:57:49] CookiezNcreem ★: lmao
  • [01:57:58] Thunderhun★: Surrender
  • [01:58:00] Thunderhun★: ?
  • [01:58:03] CookiezNcreem ★: so the game will end
  • [01:58:04] Thunderhun★: It will be a suicide
  • [01:58:42] Thunderhun★: my final men will commit harakiri at 2:00:00
  • [01:58:55] CookiezNcreem ★: lmao
  • [01:59:59] Thunderhun★: new year in
  • [02:00:04] CookiezNcreem ★: lmao
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Some low tier gameplay right ther. 10/10 would not watch again :snfGaben:
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