Well I didn't expect a rematch with Queen to pop up like this.
2v2 versus Queenrachet and Cookiez
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1st September 2015, 06:49 AM
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No chat in this replay.
1 Sep 2015, 01:49 AM
#1
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1 Sep 2015, 01:59 AM
#2
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In the words of the shitposting Queen himself: "LOL"
1 Sep 2015, 23:35 PM
#3
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Kwen so pro MVGame
2 Sep 2015, 00:09 AM
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im afraid this doesnt count as a rematch.
It has to be 1v1.
This wasnt even a game between you and queen,or even you and me,matter of fact you just chilled with your hand on your dick on the left side the entire time,I chilled with my hand on my dick too.
This was really just a beatdown of queen by hamster.
It was a game for hamster to pridepost,HE was the one that shit on queen,not you.
It has to be 1v1.
This wasnt even a game between you and queen,or even you and me,matter of fact you just chilled with your hand on your dick on the left side the entire time,I chilled with my hand on my dick too.
This was really just a beatdown of queen by hamster.
It was a game for hamster to pridepost,HE was the one that shit on queen,not you.
2 Sep 2015, 00:20 AM
#5
Posts: 33
So much drama 
just gotta git good mostly.
2 Sep 2015, 00:45 AM
#6
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im afraid this doesnt count as a rematch.
It has to be 1v1.
This wasnt even a game between you and queen,or even you and me,matter of fact you just chilled with your hand on your dick on the left side the entire time,I chilled with my hand on my dick too.
This was really just a beatdown of queen by hamster.
It was a game for hamster to pridepost,HE was the one that shit on queen,not you.
*quietly sweeps IS that tried to cap left/mid under the rug*
I wouldn't call cutting you guys off and mortaring your Bofors to death while garrisoning all the buildings outside of your base and preventing you from leaving to be "chilling with penis in hand" but that's just me.
also lol at implying this is pride posting, mate this is stomp posting.
2 Sep 2015, 01:48 AM
#7
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*quietly sweeps IS that tried to cap left/mid under the rug*
I wouldn't call cutting you guys off and mortaring your Bofors to death while garrisoning all the buildings outside of your base and preventing you from leaving to be "chilling with penis in hand" but that's just me.
also lol at implying this is pride posting, mate this is stomp posting.
Nice dodge,you still got rekt by queen in a 1v1 scenario.
And before you say,OH well that was when I was a nub, i got gud nao
Remember that queen hasnt played coh2 in months
I have played under 10 games of brits vs humans including alpha.
You fought 3 infantry sections after being given 5-8 minutes to dig in. Im pretty sure a blind person could push them off.
You never fought queens units. not even once. Barely fought me,and you call this stomp posting? Despite,"motored my boforz to dethzz"(my bofors survived btw
and "cutting us off" ( you never performed a manuever that cut our resources) You STILL had the lowest damage out of all 4 of us,and you and I had the lowest damage by a mile until the very last push,where I STILL did more damage than you total. Most of the action this game happened between queen and space. You literally cannot use your Constant-Ilovetoargue skills here, Its fact that queen and space were the main ones fighting.Seriously what kind of autism or mental disease are you suffering from? Play him 1v1 and 'stomp' post him then,because the only one that did any sort of stomping this game was space. Because even with me doubling with most of my units on queens side most of the game, queen still got rekt. By SPACE,not YOU
2 Sep 2015, 02:22 AM
#8
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Permanently BannedWe lost cus of cookies
period
Alex, Rematch me again pussy
period
Alex, Rematch me again pussy
There is no recording in all WW2 history of a piat actually knocking off a vehicle. Yes, it was THAT bad.
2 Sep 2015, 02:28 AM
#9
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Nice dodge,you still got rekt by queen in a 1v1 scenario.
lol 6 months ago yeah, unfortunately ever since I hit top 25 with OKW he mysteriously took back his 1v1 challenge so ~we will never know~
And before you say,OH well that was when I was a nub, i got gud nao
Remember that queen hasnt played coh2 in months
lmao are you seriously white knighting Queen?
I have played under 10 games of brits vs humans including alpha.
okay thats great, and I had less than 2 games ever in 1v1 when I played queen and he never shuts about about it (and neither do you, apparently).
You fought 3 infantry sections after being given 5-8 minutes to dig in. Im pretty sure a blind person could push them off.
All the things that died in the middle to my FHT and Grens don't count?
You never fought queens units. not even once. Barely fought me,and you call this stomp posting?
Obviously those were ghost units I was roasting and mortaring.
Despite,"motored my boforz to dethzz"(my bofors survived btw
I was literally right outside your base on the bottom flanking you, and yeah your Bofors lived because you guys surrendered right as it was about to die
You STILL had the lowest damage out of all 4 of us,and you and I had the lowest damage by a mile until the very last push,where I STILL did more damage than you total.
Ah yes the ever wondrous "I did more damage therefore I won even though I lost"
ost of the action this game happened between queen and space. You literally cannot use your Constant-Ilovetoargue skills here, Its fact that queen and space were the main ones fighting.
Yeah they sure did fight a lot, I was forced to play cards waiting for you to attempt a breakout since we owned the entire left and middle side. Like you could have gone for a number of buildings on the far left with a deep flank, but you didn't because ???
Seriously what kind of autism or mental disease are you suffering from?
I posted and replay and your having a massive meltdown about it, you know the only reason people are upvoting thing and downloading it now are because you are going nuts over a replay I uploaded as just a funny occurrence yes?
Play him 1v1 and 'stomp' post him then,because the only one that did any sort of stomping this game was space.
Is queen your new boyfriend? If not I hope he's paying you well.
Because even with me doubling with most of my units on queens side most of the game, queen still got rekt. By SPACE,not YOU
2 Sep 2015, 02:33 AM
#10
Posts: 589
It's always funny watching bang average Joe's, telling everyone how good they are.
2 Sep 2015, 02:37 AM
#11
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Im not responding to the majority of that massive shitpost. But
Play him 1v1 again. Stop dodging it.
You uploaded this as a horrible pride/shitpost because you "Beat" queen in a "rematch". This wasnt a rematch...this was a Free Trial coh2 game against two people that have barely played brits. If I had USF,I wouldnt have double teammed on queeens side,I wouldve came for you from the start and fucked u sideways like last time
and be happy im not a cunt,and I didnt upload that game of me shitting on you with rear echelons,double pak howie, and M10s on KHARKOV of all maps despite you having multiple miracle wipes with your LEIG.
Anway this isnt about me and u. play queen and have someone cast it so one of you can STFU and have bragging rights about it forever.
he mysteriously took back his 1v1 challenge so ~we will never know
Alex, Rematch me again pussy
Play him 1v1 again. Stop dodging it.
You uploaded this as a horrible pride/shitpost because you "Beat" queen in a "rematch". This wasnt a rematch...this was a Free Trial coh2 game against two people that have barely played brits. If I had USF,I wouldnt have double teammed on queeens side,I wouldve came for you from the start and fucked u sideways like last time
and be happy im not a cunt,and I didnt upload that game of me shitting on you with rear echelons,double pak howie, and M10s on KHARKOV of all maps despite you having multiple miracle wipes with your LEIG.
Anway this isnt about me and u. play queen and have someone cast it so one of you can STFU and have bragging rights about it forever.
2 Sep 2015, 02:49 AM
#12
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Anway this isnt about me and u. play queen and have someone cast it so one of you can STFU and have bragging rights about it forever.
2 Sep 2015, 02:51 AM
#13
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Permanently BannedHas zero engagements with me throughout the entire game. Shitpost bragging about how he "beat" me. On top of that, this is a free trial of a faction everyone is still getting used to with balance still incomplete
1v1 then
Im waiting form the PM
1v1 then
Im waiting form the PM
There is no recording in all WW2 history of a piat actually knocking off a vehicle. Yes, it was THAT bad.
2 Sep 2015, 03:34 AM
#14
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As someone completely unbiased in this, I figured I would just comment on the replay and possibly the context.
As for the replay and no offence is meant to any players but you can clearly tell Cookiez is inexperienced at the Brits (Which is understandable) and more than anything seems to be trying to get a grasp. Oatmeal in general just played fairly bad and seemed a bit all over the place.
Space was the one who really dished out the damage and won the game and seemed to play well. Alex didn't seem to really do much at all, even the end stats showing this, wouldn't say completely bad but fairly average.
As for the context of this thread.
Oatmeal beat Alex in a 1v1, then in a random 2v2 trial game got carried by space while using a faction he is experienced with and won a game against a team who were seemingly inexperienced with the British.
That sounds kind of biased now I read it, but this is what I see and this seems like a really stupid thread. An extremely pointless 'I stomped you' considering the circumstances.
As for the replay and no offence is meant to any players but you can clearly tell Cookiez is inexperienced at the Brits (Which is understandable) and more than anything seems to be trying to get a grasp. Oatmeal in general just played fairly bad and seemed a bit all over the place.
Space was the one who really dished out the damage and won the game and seemed to play well. Alex didn't seem to really do much at all, even the end stats showing this, wouldn't say completely bad but fairly average.
As for the context of this thread.
Oatmeal beat Alex in a 1v1, then in a random 2v2 trial game got carried by space while using a faction he is experienced with and won a game against a team who were seemingly inexperienced with the British.
That sounds kind of biased now I read it, but this is what I see and this seems like a really stupid thread. An extremely pointless 'I stomped you' considering the circumstances.
If allies had nukes, they would still be underpowered
2 Sep 2015, 03:46 AM
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Yall need to chill.
Like settle it in a 1v1, or just stfu.
Forums are super fucking annoying when all of you gang up on each other. Don't pretend ratchet and cookiez don't start this shit either though.
Like settle it in a 1v1, or just stfu.
Forums are super fucking annoying when all of you gang up on each other. Don't pretend ratchet and cookiez don't start this shit either though.
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2 Sep 2015, 03:47 AM
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As someone completely unbiased in this, I figured I would just comment on the replay and possibly the context.
As for the replay and no offence is meant to any players but you can clearly tell Cookiez is inexperienced at the Brits (Which is understandable) and more than anything seems to be trying to get a grasp. Oatmeal in general just played fairly bad and seemed a bit all over the place.
Space was the one who really dished out the damage and won the game and seemed to play well. Alex didn't seem to really do much at all, even the end stats showing this, wouldn't say completely bad but fairly average.
As for the context of this thread.j
Oatmeal beat Alex in a 1v1, then in a random 2v2 trial game got carried by space while using a faction they are experienced and won a game against a team who were seemingly inexperienced with the British.
That sounds kind of biased now I read it, but this is what I see and this seems like a really stupid thread. An extremely pointless 'I stomped you' considering the circumstances.
I uploaded this replay as a joke (hence the italics and the music) because my friends said it would be funny, I didn't expect Queen and Cookiez to take a huge amount of offense to it, but honestly considering the never ending shit they throw at me at this point I don't really honestly care.
Queen beat me in a 1v1 6 months ago before I actually was good at the game (and I had never played 1v1 outside of 2 games before) and I admitted I wasn't very good at 1v1 and moved on like an adult; here the opposite has happened. Instead of just being like "okay lol" they have decided to have a meltdown because ???.
You uploaded this as a horrible pride/shitpost because you "Beat" queen in a "rematch". This wasnt a rematch...this was a Free Trial coh2 game against two people that have barely played brits. If I had USF,I wouldnt have double teammed on queeens side,I wouldve came for you from the start and fucked u sideways like last time
WHAT ARE JOKES?
JOKES?
NO SIREE NO HUMOR HERE.
This is so fucking stupid, Cookiez this is an extremely obvious fun post I uploaded because you know it's funny and my friends find it funny. Like jeeeeesus christ dude whats your problem, not everything is a fucking insult to your e-honor or w/e.
and be happy im not a cunt,and I didnt upload that game of me shitting on you with rear echelons,double pak howie, and M10s on KHARKOV of all maps despite you having multiple miracle wipes with your LEIG.
lol you posting giant wall of texts on a replay uploaded for humors sake (wall of texts filled with insults not less) and you have the balls to call me an ass? Pathetic.
Anway this isnt about me and u. play queen and have someone cast it so one of you can STFU and have bragging rights about it forever.
for something you don't consider about you this sure does bother you
Has zero engagements with me throughout the entire game. Shitpost bragging about how he "beat" me. On top of that, this is a free trial of a faction everyone is still getting used to with balance still incomplete
1v1 then
Im waiting form the PM
2 Sep 2015, 04:04 AM
#17
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Yall need to chill.
Like settle it in a 1v1, or just stfu.
Forums are super fucking annoying when all of you gang up on each other. Don't pretend ratchet and cookiez don't start this shit either though.
+1000
if you are going to use subtle humor you have to give teh reader the tools to figure it out. after all everybody knows the internet is serious business.
(a joke isn't funny if no one gets it)since the joke clearly... (if there was one???)
nothing good because of that will come of this so /locked.
ps pleaes send me replay when you guys finnaly go at it
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2 Sep 2015, 04:09 AM
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Permanently BannedSoo.. You just gonna ignore my rematch?
There is no recording in all WW2 history of a piat actually knocking off a vehicle. Yes, it was THAT bad.
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