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Epic Trash Talk and Dealing with SovFHQ

by sluzbenik 22nd April 2015, 02:57 AM
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  • Soviets flag el diablo blake-o
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  • Oberkommando West flag A Blue Nosed Gopher
  • Ostheer flag Noise of Carpet
  • [00:10:14] A Blue Nosed Gopher: yall thought
  • [00:10:26] el diablo blake-o: that you were a homo?
  • [00:10:32] A Blue Nosed Gopher: exactly
  • [00:10:44] el diablo blake-o: ok just checking
  • [00:28:03] Noise of Carpet: lelelel
  • [00:28:06] A Blue Nosed Gopher: u thought
  • [00:28:13] el diablo blake-o: you were a fag like we said
  • [00:28:19] A Blue Nosed Gopher: i tried not to be
  • [00:28:20] el diablo blake-o: whatkind of riddle are you getting at
  • [00:28:27] A Blue Nosed Gopher: but your born this way i guess
  • [00:28:32] Noise of Carpet: you use noob tactics you get noob results!
  • [00:28:38] el diablo blake-o: well some people like tacos some cucumbers
  • [00:28:45] A Blue Nosed Gopher: i dont like either
  • [00:28:48] el diablo blake-o: you use germans and youre not a retard you win
  • [00:28:50] A Blue Nosed Gopher: im a lobster kind of guy
  • [00:28:53] el diablo blake-o: math checks out
  • [00:29:01] A Blue Nosed Gopher: lol
  • [00:29:06] A Blue Nosed Gopher: oh here we go
  • [00:29:14] A Blue Nosed Gopher: just like the rest of them
  • [00:29:16] el diablo blake-o: were are we going?
  • [00:29:16] A Blue Nosed Gopher: katicof?
  • [00:29:27] el diablo blake-o: what is that?
  • [00:29:35] A Blue Nosed Gopher: thot
  • [00:29:39] el diablo blake-o: and that?
  • [00:29:48] el diablo blake-o: are you one of those europeans i read about in books
  • [00:29:49] A Blue Nosed Gopher: it means, that u play like pudding
  • [00:29:52] A Blue Nosed Gopher: and blame the game
  • [00:29:54] A Blue Nosed Gopher: and no son
  • [00:29:55] el diablo blake-o: i like pudding
  • [00:30:03] A Blue Nosed Gopher: your boy is striaght out of cali
  • [00:30:09] A Blue Nosed Gopher: where u cant hang
  • [00:30:10] el diablo blake-o: and you must be a queer german who was buthurt about losing the ar
  • [00:30:17] A Blue Nosed Gopher: i am german tho
  • [00:30:24] A Blue Nosed Gopher: and im butthurt too
  • [00:30:24] el diablo blake-o: a german whos from cali?
  • [00:30:30] A Blue Nosed Gopher: but im butthurt cuz im gay
  • [00:30:35] A Blue Nosed Gopher: do the math
  • [00:30:36] el diablo blake-o: are you though
  • [00:30:42] A Blue Nosed Gopher: yea
  • [00:30:42] el diablo blake-o: or do you jsut drive a harley
  • [00:30:45] A Blue Nosed Gopher: like super gay
  • [00:30:52] el diablo blake-o: because im pretty sure i called you a fag not a homo
  • [00:31:03] A Blue Nosed Gopher: oh i do drive a harley
  • [00:31:08] el diablo blake-o: super fag
  • [00:31:28] A Blue Nosed Gopher: i try to be as loud as possible on it too
  • [00:31:35] A Blue Nosed Gopher: cuz i think im cool
  • [00:31:48] el diablo blake-o: well i figured as much because you mom and i were talking about your habits
  • [00:31:55] A Blue Nosed Gopher: ooooooooo
  • [00:31:59] A Blue Nosed Gopher: you got me there
  • [00:32:04] el diablo blake-o: well i dont like to brag
  • [00:32:05] Noise of Carpet: this trash talk is more entertaining than the game lol
  • [00:32:11] A Blue Nosed Gopher: what did my mom say?
  • [00:32:11] el diablo blake-o: but your mom is kind of a whore
  • [00:32:19] el diablo blake-o: i was embarrased for her
  • [00:32:29] A Blue Nosed Gopher: why are u tlaking to a whore?
  • [00:32:32] A Blue Nosed Gopher: just for the sex or what
  • [00:32:38] A Blue Nosed Gopher: is my mom good at sex?
  • [00:32:53] A Blue Nosed Gopher: i sure do hope so
  • [00:32:53] el diablo blake-o: well i just figured from all the chlamydia and she being your mom that she was a whore
  • [00:33:06] A Blue Nosed Gopher: so you got it too right?
  • [00:33:12] A Blue Nosed Gopher: assuming yall slept together
  • [00:33:15] el diablo blake-o: obviously
  • [00:33:18] A Blue Nosed Gopher: cuz why else would u be taking to a whore
  • [00:33:22] A Blue Nosed Gopher: its all good
  • [00:33:23] el diablo blake-o: condoms are against my religion
  • [00:33:28] A Blue Nosed Gopher: it goes away after a few years
  • [00:33:58] el diablo blake-o: but seriously though you should talk to her because i heard that being a lady of the evening was not good for your health
  • [00:34:13] A Blue Nosed Gopher: i will
  • [00:34:19] A Blue Nosed Gopher: thanks for your concern bro
  • [00:34:21] Noise of Carpet: i herd yr mom likes mudkips
  • [00:34:22] A Blue Nosed Gopher: your fam
  • [00:34:26] el diablo blake-o: from who?
  • [00:34:46] el diablo blake-o: because my mom actually is into greek underground hardcore porn
  • [00:34:50] el diablo blake-o: soooo
  • [00:34:55] el diablo blake-o: check your sources
  • [00:35:12] el diablo blake-o: not like your mom who just like...how do i explain it
  • [00:35:15] el diablo blake-o: i just cant
  • [00:35:23] A Blue Nosed Gopher: thats no fun
  • [00:35:29] A Blue Nosed Gopher: give it a try
  • [00:35:31] el diablo blake-o: i didnt know you could do those things with poo and a zuchini
  • [00:35:32] A Blue Nosed Gopher: im curious
  • [00:35:41] A Blue Nosed Gopher: asians?
  • [00:35:51] el diablo blake-o: philipinos
  • [00:35:54] el diablo blake-o: close enough
  • [00:36:16] el diablo blake-o: she did say that the biggest regret she had in life was not aborting you
  • [00:36:24] A Blue Nosed Gopher: nope
  • [00:36:26] el diablo blake-o: pudding she asked me not to tell you
  • [00:36:27] A Blue Nosed Gopher: she says im her angle
  • [00:36:32] A Blue Nosed Gopher: but when i catch her on the phone
  • [00:36:37] A Blue Nosed Gopher: shes always saying words like
  • [00:36:39] A Blue Nosed Gopher: regret
  • [00:36:41] A Blue Nosed Gopher: or kill him
  • [00:36:43] A Blue Nosed Gopher: and stuff
  • [00:36:46] el diablo blake-o: well she probably doesnt want you to kill yourself
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22 Apr 2015, 02:57 AM
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Pretty bog standard defeat of FHQs, which was followed by the most epic trash talk I have seen in game.

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