>Year is 2944
>world has been taken over by relic
>Quinn Duffy is ruler of the universe
>RNG decides everything
>Balance police come to arrest any allies fanboys or anyone playing as allies
>sitting in my HQ alone
>try to cons spam
>balance police sensors active
>they discover my plan
>I hear their Tiger spam and vet 3 lmg grens coming outside my HQ
>"COME OUT NOW, WE KNOW YOU HAVE T34/85s ON THE WAY
>I shiver in my base, not knowing what to do
>saving fuel for T3485s, cant buy T2 for zis
>then suddenly, RNGesus appears before me
>it's the face of Quinn Duffy
>"it is your time, child"
>bartonpl descends from the heavens with 2 ISUs and 3 snipers
>all the tigers and grens are dead
>vetlolcake, davidKH, PanzerGrenadier1942 and Imperial Dane have left the game
>I turn to him with my T3485s
>"BibleThump Kreygasm" I say, as I repent in gratefulness
>he responds solemnly,
>"MVGame"
2944 - CoH2 in the distant future
22 Aug 2014, 00:01 AM
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A Fallen Scrub
22 Aug 2014, 00:07 AM
#2
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Permanently BannedI approve 
There is no recording in all WW2 history of a piat actually knocking off a vehicle. Yes, it was THAT bad.
22 Aug 2014, 17:18 PM
#3
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>Year is 2944
>I hear their Tiger spam and vet 3 lmg grens coming outside my HQ
>"COME OUT NOW, WE KNOW YOU HAVE T34/85s ON THE WAY"
my sides
too bad coh2's playerbase is too small otherwise we'd have such threads on /v/ & /vg/
If you need to know stats of certain unit: http://stat.coh2.hu
Which faction is OP and which is UP? Check it out here
Tips for beginners and wannabe pro's
Which faction is OP and which is UP? Check it out here
Tips for beginners and wannabe pro's
22 Aug 2014, 17:30 PM
#4
1 Posts: 92
Lel
Show me a man with his feet planted firmly on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't take his pants off.
22 Aug 2014, 20:52 PM
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Lol, wtf i´ve just read.
Edit: i guess this is what people do when waiting to play axis
Edit: i guess this is what people do when waiting to play axis
My controls weren't working
And if they were, you were playing dishonorably,
And if you weren't, you were playing without skill,
And if you were, it's not fun to play that way,
And if it is, you only care about winning.
Bible of Scrublord, Psalt 3:16.
And if they were, you were playing dishonorably,
And if you weren't, you were playing without skill,
And if you were, it's not fun to play that way,
And if it is, you only care about winning.
Bible of Scrublord, Psalt 3:16.
22 Aug 2014, 20:55 PM
#6
Posts: 1702
amazing, 10/10 would spam conscripts again
22 Aug 2014, 21:01 PM
#7
Posts: 395
top kek
>year is 2944
>be USF player
>1337 losing streak
>allies aren't allowed to win
>Lord Duffy secretly releases commander with Pershing
>it'stime.win
>Commander has 76mm Shermans and fuel increases
>Do well in early game with rifle spam
>unleash horde of shermans
>alldead
>use AWM to unleash new horde of shermans
>alldead
>tiger has lost 10% of it's health
>unleash pershing
>victory draws near as BAR hordes descend upon the last OKW truck
>allies aren't allowed to win
>allies aren't allowed to win
>10 stukas spawn and kill all my shit
>typical CoH 2 game
>1338
>year is 2944
>be USF player
>1337 losing streak
>allies aren't allowed to win
>Lord Duffy secretly releases commander with Pershing
>it'stime.win
>Commander has 76mm Shermans and fuel increases
>Do well in early game with rifle spam
>unleash horde of shermans
>alldead
>use AWM to unleash new horde of shermans
>alldead
>tiger has lost 10% of it's health
>unleash pershing
>victory draws near as BAR hordes descend upon the last OKW truck
>allies aren't allowed to win
>allies aren't allowed to win
>10 stukas spawn and kill all my shit
>typical CoH 2 game
>1338
I bought vCoH on January 3rd, 2007.
Still missing the days of vCoH 1.71. It had it's issues, like paks sniping 57s, and the strafe didn't work, but overall, it was probably the most balanced time in CoH history.
OF ruined that. CoH 2 is....balanced in a nasty way. Everyone has an equal stockpile of gamebreaking bullshit. USA is full of early game BS while the OKW doesn't get its BS until late game. It's just a question of how badly you exploit the faction's shit and how quickly, after a patch, you discover the gaping holes of bullshit Relic leaves. But either way, it's all BS. The only "BS" in vCoH that was gamechanging was the fast m8 vs a bunker.
Still missing the days of vCoH 1.71. It had it's issues, like paks sniping 57s, and the strafe didn't work, but overall, it was probably the most balanced time in CoH history.
OF ruined that. CoH 2 is....balanced in a nasty way. Everyone has an equal stockpile of gamebreaking bullshit. USA is full of early game BS while the OKW doesn't get its BS until late game. It's just a question of how badly you exploit the faction's shit and how quickly, after a patch, you discover the gaping holes of bullshit Relic leaves. But either way, it's all BS. The only "BS" in vCoH that was gamechanging was the fast m8 vs a bunker.
22 Aug 2014, 21:06 PM
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Posts: 2115 | Subs: 1
servant to the vet 5 königskübel
b4 and soviet FHQ enthusiast
fan of the illustrious black prince
b4 and soviet FHQ enthusiast
fan of the illustrious black prince
22 Aug 2014, 21:11 PM
#9
Posts: 987
top kek
>year is 2944
>be USF player
>1337 losing streak
>allies aren't allowed to win
>Lord Duffy secretly releases commander with Pershing
>it'stime.win
>Commander has 76mm Shermans and fuel increases
>Do well in early game with rifle spam
>unleash horde of shermans
>alldead
>use AWM to unleash new horde of shermans
>alldead
>tiger has lost 10% of it's health
>unleash pershing
>victory draws near as BAR hordes descend upon the last OKW truck
>allies aren't allowed to win
>allies aren't allowed to win
>10 stukas spawn and kill all my shit
>typical CoH 2 game
>1338
lol "alldead"
Let's keep it constructive
22 Aug 2014, 21:45 PM
#10
2 Posts: 538
gg!
Greetings from Nürnberg - always happy to increase our local COH pool for local events - more glory: Rankade ladder
15 Sep 2014, 22:35 PM
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Posts: 655
Permanently Bannedbumping thread due to recent relativity
MVGame
MVGame
A Fallen Scrub
15 Sep 2014, 22:42 PM
#12
10 Posts: 4785 | Subs: 3
Lawl this is so fucking hillarious
15 Sep 2014, 23:31 PM
#13
Posts: 1
Registered just to you guys. well funny.
Its exactly how i think about it all :-)
Im not the best player ever, but enjoy coh2 very much.
I play allies most of the time just for the challenge, but i must agree that i find it very hard to win with US against a good player. you pay dearly for every small mistake.
you guys. well funny.Its exactly how i think about it all :-)
Im not the best player ever, but enjoy coh2 very much.
I play allies most of the time just for the challenge, but i must agree that i find it very hard to win with US against a good player. you pay dearly for every small mistake.
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