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I found my real dad

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by JuanElstretchyNeck 2nd March 2015, 00:10 AM
  • U.S. Forces flag [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck
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  • Oberkommando West flag Please call me Dad.
  • [00:00:12] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: gl hf
  • [00:00:15] Please call me Dad.: you too
  • [00:00:29] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: are you my real dad? :0
  • [00:00:33] Please call me Dad.: maybe
  • [00:00:38] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: HOLD ME
  • [00:00:44] Please call me Dad.: mmmmm
  • [00:00:45] Please call me Dad.: ok
  • [00:00:49] Please call me Dad.: come here son
  • [00:00:56] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: *cries into shoulder*
  • [00:01:02] Please call me Dad.: whoa whoa
  • [00:01:05] Please call me Dad.: my son doesnt cry
  • [00:01:05] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: nohomo
  • [00:01:10] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: tears of joy
  • [00:01:14] Please call me Dad.: oh
  • [00:01:14] Please call me Dad.: ok
  • [00:01:20] Please call me Dad.: like trucks?
  • [00:01:26] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: love them
  • [00:08:51] Please call me Dad.: you always were my least favorite son
  • [00:08:59] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: I KNEW IT
  • [00:09:04] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: you hate me :(
  • [00:09:15] Please call me Dad.: thats putting it lightly
  • [00:15:48] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: I FEEL SO DIRTY
  • [00:15:53] Please call me Dad.: me too
  • [00:16:03] Please call me Dad.: too drunk to play with my little boy
  • [00:16:07] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: :(
  • [00:16:10] Please call me Dad.: :/
  • [00:16:13] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: I'll drink to that
  • [00:16:20] Please call me Dad.: i meant that in all the wrong ways, too
  • [00:16:29] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: :D
  • [00:16:37] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: lets go cave exploring daddy!
  • [00:16:43] Please call me Dad.: sure
  • [00:16:51] Please call me Dad.: lets start with a moist, small cave
  • [00:16:58] Please call me Dad.: everyone has one
  • [00:17:00] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: sounds fun :D
  • [00:17:04] Please call me Dad.: and its perfectly okay to play in it
  • [00:17:19] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: I love spelunking with you daddy
  • [00:18:10] Please call me Dad.: making a surprise
  • [00:18:12] Please call me Dad.: but i need time
  • [00:18:15] Please call me Dad.: let me get a vp
  • [00:18:16] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: I can feel it
  • [00:18:17] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: ok
  • [00:18:30] Please call me Dad.: and let me neut the other
  • [00:18:45] Please call me Dad.: no funny business, i prtomise
  • [00:19:01] Please call me Dad.: listen to your father
  • [00:19:04] Please call me Dad.: he knows best
  • [00:19:09] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: but funny business best business :(
  • [00:19:15] Please call me Dad.: k
  • [00:19:19] Please call me Dad.: funny business then
  • [00:19:26] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: yayyy
  • [00:19:38] Please call me Dad.: let me have the north and neut the south
  • [00:19:44] Please call me Dad.: stop
  • [00:19:47] Please call me Dad.: youll ruin the surprise
  • [00:20:02] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: :D
  • [00:20:10] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: I still have nfi what the surprise is ^.^
  • [00:20:23] Please call me Dad.: its in the base
  • [00:20:30] Please call me Dad.: if you let me finish it, youll see
  • [00:20:34] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: ok lol
  • [00:20:38] Please call me Dad.: listen to your father
  • [00:20:45] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: I just want you to love me :(
  • [00:20:52] Please call me Dad.: that sherman
  • [00:20:55] Please call me Dad.: will not get you love
  • [00:21:02] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: :(
  • [00:21:05] Please call me Dad.: k
  • [00:21:09] Please call me Dad.: leave the points
  • [00:21:13] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: yep
  • [00:22:14] Please call me Dad.: oh boy
  • [00:22:20] Please call me Dad.: i cant wait to show you what i made
  • [00:22:23] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: :D
  • [00:22:42] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: stop it I'm already excited enough
  • [00:23:02] Please call me Dad.: oh you better be
  • [00:24:22] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: oh pudding
  • [00:24:26] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: decap quick!
  • [00:24:29] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: garden
  • [00:24:34] Please call me Dad.: going south
  • [00:24:46] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: picked the wrong place to build a sqasrtika >.<
  • [00:24:57] Please call me Dad.: oh, i love those
  • [00:25:03] Please call me Dad.: lol
  • [00:25:05] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: I thought you might :D
  • [00:25:19] Please call me Dad.: racist dad, best dad
  • [00:25:27] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: like father like son <3
  • [00:25:46] Please call me Dad.: dammit
  • [00:25:51] Please call me Dad.: having some minor setbacks
  • [00:25:56] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: :(
  • [00:26:23] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: hurry up dad my bum is starting to hurt :(
  • [00:26:54] Please call me Dad.: soon son, soon
  • [00:27:00] Please call me Dad.: great work takes time
  • [00:27:13] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: you're so wise dad
  • [00:28:42] Please call me Dad.: can you feel it?
  • [00:28:47] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: only the tip
  • [00:28:56] Please call me Dad.: oh, thats no problem
  • [00:29:10] Please call me Dad.: i can go deeper
  • [00:29:15] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: pls do :)
  • [00:30:26] Please call me Dad.: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yergWdn968o
  • [00:30:31] Please call me Dad.: for you to listen to while you wait
  • [00:30:40] Please call me Dad.: almost done
  • [00:30:43] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: ok
  • [00:32:27] Please call me Dad.: when this is done
  • [00:32:31] Please call me Dad.: i want you to come in
  • [00:32:34] Please call me Dad.: and take a good look
  • [00:32:34] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: ok
  • [00:32:42] Please call me Dad.: and than explode all over my face
  • [00:32:48] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: this i can do
  • [00:34:12] Please call me Dad.: k, get ready son
  • [00:34:26] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: pok
  • [00:34:28] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: when you say
  • [00:35:19] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: ready?
  • [00:35:33] Please call me Dad.: almost
  • [00:36:34] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: are we there yet dad?
  • [00:37:11] Please call me Dad.: in
  • [00:37:12] Please call me Dad.: just
  • [00:37:12] Please call me Dad.: one
  • [00:37:14] Please call me Dad.: minute
  • [00:37:17] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: ok
  • [00:37:21] Please call me Dad.: k, come in
  • [00:37:28] Please call me Dad.: wipe your feet on the mat
  • [00:38:16] Please call me Dad.: son
  • [00:38:17] Please call me Dad.: son
  • [00:38:18] Please call me Dad.: son?
  • [00:38:21] Please call me Dad.: where are you
  • [00:38:40] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: I'm back
  • [00:38:45] Please call me Dad.: come on in son
  • [00:38:46] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: ready or not here I come
  • [00:39:07] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: :0
  • [00:39:15] Please call me Dad.: :))))))))))))))))
  • [00:39:18] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: awwww
  • [00:39:21] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: I love you too dad <3
  • [00:39:46] Please call me Dad.: check out the big veiny bastard at the hq
  • [00:39:56] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: oh I'm checking it.
  • [00:39:59] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: nice and hard
  • [00:40:10] Please call me Dad.: garden u son
  • [00:40:11] Please call me Dad.: garden u
  • [00:40:16] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: garden you too dad <3
  • [00:40:18] Please call me Dad.: ;)
  • [00:40:19] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: gg father
  • [00:40:27] Please call me Dad.: gg son
  • [00:40:39] Please call me Dad.: i enjoyed this time we spent together
  • [00:40:44] Please call me Dad.: dont tell your mother though
  • [00:40:45] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: me too <3
  • [00:40:50] [NS] Juan El Stretchy Neck: oh noz
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JuanElstretchyNeck
2 Mar 2015, 00:10 AM
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Epic barbed wire action
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dOPEnEWhAIRCUT
5 Mar 2015, 11:10 AM
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Nothing like father-son bonding time.
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